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I really hope you realize that you're the only one you're fooling. It's as plain as the stench on your breath that you're plotting something devious and evil. I'm just not frightened of you and I'm willing to point out that the emperor of Sicily has no clothes, and no balls.

We know that our fate is inevitable, as your forces are already massed for an assault against us. This turn of events was no surprise to you, and you prompted it yourself.

That being said, we won't sit here with a thumb in our arse every time you send an agent against us. Since you are prepared to do battle, I will meet you there and have your head. When this war is over, all is said and done, all the dust has settled, all the smoke has cleared, and the millions and millions of Europeans who live free and not under your dastardly rule are done chanting my name, your King will still be reviled, my right to self-defense will be upheld, and you will still be a hermaphrodite with no testicles.

So go do what the beastly ones do and go fornicate yourself. I'm sure your offspring cannot be any more disfigured than you!