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    Dietrich von Dassel:

    If you truly want to rock the Russians' "safe and secure little world" then I suggest more military matters be taken. By the time it takes our missionaries to reach Russia and convert enough people, the Russian Court will still have found immense time to harrass us and perhaps those that were responsible for this will have died of natural causes.

    On the other hand, we could send an army rampaging through their territory wreaking death and destruction in the name of vengeance to teach them. I personally believe that this option would be more effective.
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    I'm sure you can look to Duke Ansehelm if you want Russians butchered.
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    *Lothar looks quizzically at Dietrich von Dassel.*

    An army rampaging through Russian territory? Is that not the very thing that ended in Helmut's untimely death? Perhaps this would be a good time to advise all young Franconians that playing second fiddle to another Teutonic Crusade may not be the best way to ensure their continued good health.


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    Count Peter, Sir Dassel,

    I appreciate your spirited advice on this issue but it was not quite what I had in mind. While I wholeheartedly support the defeat of Russian armies that are so foolish as to wander into our territory, I am not sure if this is a military matter. Duke Ansehelm led a highly successful raid deep into Russian territory and sacked Moscow. Yet, it has seemed to not dent the Russian's ability to cause us trouble. My idea was more of a long term strategy aimed at de-stabilizing the Russian leadership. My ire is not directed at the Russian people. While they deserve death when they take up arms against us, they deserve our mercy and guidance when they lay them back down.

    I have calmed down a little bit since I first heard the news and I leave my earlier suggestion as just a thought for the Diet to chew on. Being of a different faith, we have different options with Russia than we would against a Catholic nation and I believe they could be used to our benefit. This would have the added bonus of giving more of our priests missionary experience which tends to propel them up into the College of Cardinals faster.

    Monopolizing the College of Cardinals has served us quite well. I remember my father's stories of defending Hamburg during the Excommunication and holding sway over the College helps ensure that, that will not happen again.


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    Dietrich von Dassel:

    We are being bullied around... by a Guild??!?!

    It has recently come to my attention that the Assassins' Guild has ordered us to comply with their requirements or some of our commanders would face their wrath. Electors, this is a Guild bossing around the most powerful entity in the world! Are we going to allow them to do this and then "graciously reward" us with a measly ten florins?

    I urge all Counts of cities with Assassins' Guilds in them to order them immediately dismantled during the upcoming Diet session. This is a clear slap in the face that must be dealt with. Show these cowards that there is no place in the Reich for their empty threats!
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    Sir Dassel,

    It's even worse than you stated. We pay to have those buildings erected. So, we pay for the privilege of being threatened by these people.

    I agree with Sir Dassel, the Assassin's Guild has gotten too uppity and need to be shown their proper place. I never did care for their methods but I used to grudgingly admit that they were "useful". It seems they are outliving their usefulness.

    10 credits? If anything, thats even more proof of their contempt for us.


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    Matthias enters the Diet wearing a stylish new hat.

    Sir von Dassel, I agree it was forward of the Guild of Assassins to speak to me in such a manner. However their request was easily met. I fear that they feel a bit unappreciated as the number of their men in our service is so low, just one agent actually. Though he has been busy.

    The Guild House in the Reich is in Stettin, so it will be up to Count Fritz von Kastilien if he wishes to destroy their establishment. However, the Guild can be useful despite their threats. The removal of the heretic Dentupes pleased the Church and we have sent two Kings to their eternal reward as well.

    If they impose more outrageous demands on us, then we can remove their Guild from the Reich.
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    I will say Chancellor Matthias, that is one mighty fine hat you are wearing.

    But anyways, if they only have one guild house, it would be relatively easy to destroy their network in the Reich with Count Fritz's permission should they be so audacious as to demand something like this from us again.


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    The Diet Speaker: Now that Chancellor Matthias has submitted his final report to the Diet, I declare the thirteenth full session of the Diet open! There will be a three day period for the submission of Edicts and Charter Amendments, closing on 15.00 hours Sunday (UK time). There will then be a 24 hour period of voting.

    There will be no vote for the Chancellorship, as the Kaiser is exercising his perogative to rule for one term. We are honoured that he has agreed to open the Diet by giving a speech outlining his aims for the coming term.

    Kaiser Siegfried enters the Diet and addresses the Electors:

    Quote Originally Posted by Ituralde
    Nobles, Electors, fellow Romans!

    For centuries we have carried the proud heritage of our Roman ancestors, not only in name, but in our heart and soul. In the past the shining beacon of Roman leadership has often acted as a guideline for our struggling Empire on its way to greatness. Never before in our history were we this close to spanning the vastness that once was the Roman Empire. Our armies march from the English Channel in the West, across the Rhine wide into the Eastern Steppes. Dalmatia and many lands along the Danube heed our call. Just recently we conquered all of the Italian peninsula, making us the supreme masters of the ancient heartland of our ancestors.

    However there lies much before us, before we will truly master all the realms once ruled by the Roman Empire. What will further spur our ascent to greatness is another thing that has not been given during the past centuries. For the first time since Honorius and Arcadius the two Roman Emperors have decided to forge their dynasties together for the future greatness of the Roman Empire. My wife Theodora and I, Emperor Siegfried, form the link between the Western and Eastern Roman Empire!

    Now the time has come to crush our common enemies and cast away our differences, and not let ourselves be hindered on our way to greatness. The Holy Roman Empire can once again rule the known world, its borders stretching from the Atlantic to the deserts of the East, while our combined armies patrol our borders to safeguard against our enemies. If we unite, no one shall stand before us!

    While Siegfried raises his fist in triumph, the Empress smiles brightly, an adoring look on her face as she watches the Emperor.

    This is why I will take my turn as Chancellor to let these things come to pass. While I can trust you to strike at our enemies and be the military arm of my vision, I myself, must seek out our most trusted ally to negotiate the future of our dynasties. I will travel on a diplomatic mission to Byzantium that will ensure its success and establish our supremacy over the Roman Empire. I will leave the Empress and of course, my trusted Prince Elberhard to oversee the Diet and act as my Stewards during my absence. I will still carry out my duties as Chancellor, but all communication will go through Prince Elberhard, as he has courteously agreed to assist me and act on my behalf.

    I will that you give him the same respect as you would give me and my orders, as the words he will say and the actions he will undertake will be my will, and my will alone. Thus before I leave, I propose the following legislation that shall guide your military progression on our recapture of the Roman Empire.

    I propose:

    Edict 13.1
    The Franconian Household Armies are authorized to conquer the city of Antwerp and the city of Krakow from our mutual enemies. On conquest of the mentioned cities, they are immediately given to the House of Franconia, by will of Emperor Siegfried.


    Edict 13.2
    The Swabian Household Armies are authorized to conquer the city of Bruges, thereby assisting our British allies. On the conquest of the mentioned city, it is immediately given to the House of Swabia, by will of Emperor Siegfried.


    Edict 13.3
    The Austrian Household Armies are authorized to conquer the city of Bucharest and the fortress of Sofia. Once Bucharest has been conquered it will be given to the House of Austria, by will of Emperor Siegfried. Sofia will be gifted to our Byzantine Allies.


    Edict 13.4
    The Bavarian Household Armies are authorized to conquer the city of Thessalonica, thus helping our Byzantine Allies against the Venetians. Thessalonica will be gifted to our Byzantine Allies.


    These Edicts will ensure that our borders are consolidated, while all enemies between ours and the Byzantine lands are crushed. With a common border, we can concentrate on our outer enemies, so that by the end of my term, we will be ready to follow the Roman Empire in its conquest of the known world!

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    Elberhard: All right, Electors - you heard the man: the @#$%^&!!!ing gloves are coming off! I second all of the Kaiser's motions. And may God have mercy on our foes.

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