Cowhead418 thinks Cindy Sheehan is a demi-goddess, and therefore does not menstruate.

A babysitter once witnessed a 3 year-old Cowhead418 pretending to be Ali Baba.

Cowhead418 once bought French wine – even though Gallo was on sale at the same store!

Cowhead418 once conceived a mixed-race child while copulating to The Dixie Chicks in the back of a van.

Lies! All lies! Sheehan is an enemy to the people. And I was three years old, I didn't know what I was doing! I don't drink and I would never listen to The Dixie Chicks!