King of the Romans OOC thread XII

[Privateerkev]

hang on...

is there a Princess available for marrying right now?

Not yet. King Jan panicked because he thought there was the possibility that there might be a Muslim Duke of Franconia in the future. You have to understand, he's got the "grand crusader" trait, 9 piety, and is King of Outremer so he is pretty sensitive to this sort of thing, no matter how slim the possibility. Once Elberhard assured him that the Duke had to be German, Jan dropped the case with relief. This was totally an IC concocted event due to my character's traits.

Right now there are three daughters who will become Princess avatars if their dads are alive when they come of age. 2 for the Kaiser and 1 for the Prince. The eldest one from the Kaiser is technically heiress to the Franconian Ducal throne and will pass that title on to her husband whom a Kaiser will pick for her.

[AussieGiant]

Not yet. King Jan panicked because he thought there was the possibility that there might be a Muslim Duke of Franconia in the future. You have to understand, he's got the "grand crusader" trait, 9 piety, and is King of Outremer so he is pretty sensitive to this sort of thing, no matter how slim the possibility. Once Elberhard assured him that the Duke had to be German, Jan dropped the case with relief. This was totally an IC concocted event due to my character's traits.

Right now there are three daughters who will become Princess avatars if their dads are alive when they come of age. 2 for the Kaiser and 1 for the Prince. The eldest one from the Kaiser is technically heiress to the Franconian Ducal throne and will pass that title on to her husband whom a Kaiser will pick for her.

Right then...time to start petitioning the two of them for a hand in marriage!!!

Yeah baby!!

[Privateerkev]

Right then...time to start petitioning the two of them for a hand in marriage!!!

Yeah baby!!

Well, Arnold has a few years to woo them. The girls are all just a couple years old.

[AussieGiant]

Well, Arnold has a few years to woo them. The girls are all just a couple years old.

Ahh crap really??

It's pretty funny all this marriage stuff. The Dread Duke trying to get hitched is such a contrast, it makes me laugh.

[FactionHeir]

I thought Stuperman wanted to take whoever the Bavarian girl marries?

Anyway. By the time those princesses come of age, Arnold has maybe 2-4 turns to sire offspring if he's lucky. Imagine the 58 or so year old Arnold with the newly wed 16 year old princess

[Tamur]

The frightening thing is... I can imagine it! eek!

[RoadKill]

So, whats going to happen to me?

[Stuperman]

I thought Stuperman wanted to take whoever the Bavarian girl marries?

Anyway. By the time those princesses come of age, Arnold has maybe 2-4 turns to sire offspring if he's lucky. Imagine the 58 or so year old Arnold with the newly wed 16 year old princess

Well, I was actually holding off making any decision until Gerhard was dead. Roadkill is free to take any Avatar he wants.

[RoadKill]

Well if I join Bravia will I get a lot of fighting? becuase if I do I would gladly like to join Bravia.

[AussieGiant]

I thought Stuperman wanted to take whoever the Bavarian girl marries?

Anyway. By the time those princesses come of age, Arnold has maybe 2-4 turns to sire offspring if he's lucky. Imagine the 58 or so year old Arnold with the newly wed 16 year old princess

The lecherous old bastard would sell half his fortune by that time!!!

What a horrid thought

[Ituralde]

And if he marries the Franconian girl, wouldn't that make him Duke of Austria and Duke of Franconia, with the added possibility of becoming Emperor?!

Well the last is just hyperbole, but still I find it amusing, added to the age difference and all.

Welcome, Roadkill! Don't join Swabia, the Kaiser hates them.
(Just joking, I love you guys!)