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    Oh hear ye! Oh hear Ye!

    This day at 11:30 BST little Apache #7 was delivered fine and well, weighing in at 5lbs 6 oz.

    For the uninitiated, this is grandson #3 and grandkid #7.

    I feel like I'm walking on air.

    Then I think about Christmas.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    Congratulations InsaneApache!
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    Great news!

    Congratulations InsaneApache
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    MAZEL TOV Gramps!
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    Congrats!
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    Congratulations! Have one from me in the pub!

    Is he called DopeyApache?
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    No.

    As an intern into the clan, he will start off as a fanatic, then as his psychotic episodes become more frequent, he gets the Insane tag.

    Thanks guys.

    I shall be getting progressively drunk(er) as the evening unwinds.

    I might even start a thread about **** ***** in the backroom, just to celebrate.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    Congrats.
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    congratz!

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    Building quite the dynasty, there! Congrats!
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    Excelsior!

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    Congrats, IA, may your tribe be numerous and in good health!


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    Felicitations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijo
    Felicitations.
    I salute you sir.

    May I extend my most salubrious salutations to you and yours.

    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    Congratulations IA. You don't look old enough to be a grandfather let alone a grandfather x7!
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    Congratulations!
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    Well done IA. A true contender to the Lemur tribe and Corleone clan.
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    Congratulations, IA.

    Seven makes a war-party doesn't it?
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    Congrats!

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    Ha! I got an e-mail from my dad, I forgot to mail him and let him know. Sorry dad.

    Guess what? He read it on here! I'd forgot I recommended him to the org.

    Must be the onset of dementia.

    That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

    Thanks again chaps.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    I send you some Whiskey. :-)

    Congrats.

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    Huzzah! He's a Geronimo reborn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    Ha! I got an e-mail from my dad, I forgot to mail him and let him know. Sorry dad.

    Guess what? He read it on here! I'd forgot I recommended him to the org.

    Must be the onset of dementia.

    That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

    Thanks again chaps.



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    Hurray !

    Congratulations to the Apache clan !
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    mazal tov!
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    Ha! I got an e-mail from my dad, I forgot to mail him and let him know. Sorry dad.

    Guess what? He read it on here! I'd forgot I recommended him to the org.
    What's his nick?

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    WHOOT! Its always fun to have another one added to the horde. Congrats!
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    Can't wait for the epic power struggles between the Apaches, Corleones, and Lemurs.

    Congrats!

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    Congratulations.
    it's the **** that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come

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    Congratulations, oh great apache chief!
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