Re: The Secret Formula - IN PLAY
Day 3 Conclusion : The Bald and the beautiful...
Andres was busy with his camel. No, not the cigarettes, Andres doesn't smoke. A real camel. Now, what did he need a camel for, high up in the mountains, while it was freezing outside? Well, let me explain. It is...
"Sir!"
"Can't you see I am telling a story?"
"But there's nobody here sir? Just that camel? What is a camel doing here sir?"
"Well, I was about to explain, but it can wait. You have a new suspect?"
"Yes sir, I'm proud to present to you a mafioso."
"Again? Are you sure this time?"
"Yes sir!"
"Who is it?"
"It is shlin28!"
"Shlin28? What ever happened with shlin01, shlin02, shlin03, shlin04, shlin05, shlin06, shlin07, shlin08, shlin09, shlin10 and all the other shlins?"
"Eh, I don't know sir..."
"Whatever," Andres murmured. "Is he bald?"
"Bald sir?"
"Yep, I need a bald suspect, so get this guy's head shaven."
A few moments later, the bald shlin28 was brought to Andres. "You see this camel? It has an electrocution device in its' behind. We have to put in the head of our suspect and he'll be electrocuted to dead. In the process, the camel will die as well and we'll have meat for tonight. Isn't that clever? I bought it at Mithrandir's incorporated."
"I object!"
"Huh?"
Martok stepped forward. "Sir, I object! You cannot kill the noble camel. This is outrageous. I refuse to obey your orders any longer, you cruel, sadistic camel killer!! I rather commit suicide!"
Andres watched Martok. Martok stared back.
"Well, what are you waiting for? Christmas? Commit suicide!"
"Eh, well, I didn't really thought... Hmmm... I don't have a weapon. If I would have a weapon, I would commit..."
The mercenaries all offered him their weapons. Within 30 seconds, Martok found himself under a pile of guns, rockets, grenades, knifes, ... He couldn't get up, the guns were to heavy. Without even saying "thank you" to his helpful colleagues, he accidentally pulled the pin out of a grenade. Five seconds later, everybody was covered in little pieces of Martok...
"Ok, now, can we put shlin28 into the camel?"
Without even having the chance to say a few last words, the unfortunate shlin28 found himself stuck with his head into the camel.
"Oh, I forgot, any last words shlin28?"
"Mmmm, mmmm, crough, mmm..."
"Interesting. Now, where's the power supply. Ah, here it is! And switch!"
A short bzzzzzzzt, a shivering shlin28 and a shivering camel. Some flames coming out of both shlin28 and the camel and within 30 seconds, it was over.
"Ok, get rid of the body. Tonight we have roasted camel on the menu!"
The men cheered.
"Enjoy your meal and good night!"
Tally
Shlin28: 3 (GH, Stig, Brave Sir Robin)
woad&fangs: 2 (Omanes, Jubal_barca)
CountArach: 2 (FactionHeir, Hepcat)
Sarathos: 1 (gibson)
Brave Sir Robin: 1 (Beefy187)
Gibson: 1 (Xdeathfire)
Stig: 1 (CA)
TwilightBlade: 1 (Sarathos)
Abstain: 8 (TwilightBlade, w&f, Prole, Northnovas, Xiahou, shlin28, Warmaster, Husar)
Not voting: 9 (Sasaki, KingWarman, Martok, sapi, Tran, The Amazing Me, Dutch_guy, Haudegen, Zorg)
Alive (27)
Omanes
Stig
GH
Sasaki
KingWarman
Warmaster Horus
FactionHeir
Proletariat
Brave Sir Robin
woad&fangs
TwilightBlade
Sarathos
Husar
Beefy187
gibsonsg91921
CountArach
Xdeathfire
sapi
Tran
Northnovas
Xiahou
Hepcat
The Amazing Me
Dutch_guy
Jubal Barca
Haudegen
Zorg
Lynched (3)
Ichigo
Killfr3nzy
shlin28
Killed (6)
Sigurd
pevergreen
Tiberius of the Drake
Roadkill
Zain
Garcilaso de la Vega el Inca
WoG
0
Suicided (3)
Enoch
Greaterkhaan
Martok
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