The Secret Formula [Concluded]

[Andres]

Day 4 : conclusion: no spamming.

"Sir!" the annoying Union man shouted.

"Yeah, what?"

"We found the last remaing mafioso sir."

"You think so?"

"Yes, here he is, it is Sarathos."

"Sarathos? Ah, well, he doesn't look guilty to me..."

"But sir! We saw him eating spam!"

"Sooo....?"

"Spam is not good! Spamming must be punished!"

"Spamming does not make a mafioso."

"But he annoys us sir."

"Ok, ok. 'Democracy' has decided. Who am I to argue with the majority."

"Well, it seems like the electro camel is broken, so we'll have to try something new... But today, I am too lazy to torture somebody to death. Any volunteers?"

Nobody said a word.

"Ok, well, instead of killing him, shouldn't we just warn him not to do it again."

"But sir, that won't the spamming. And a spammer is clearly a mafioso. Kill him!"

"Yeah!" the man shouted, "Kill the spammer!"

"Well, let us spam bullets on him, shall we?"

The men cheered.

Sarathos was put against a wall.

"Sarathos, do you have any last....?"

BAM BAM BAM! BAM BAM BAM ! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM...!

The men couldn't wait any longer and they kept firing at the unfortunate Sarathos. After thirty minutes, everybody was out of bullets. The body of Sarathos was nothing more but a pile of blood, flesh and broken bones.

"Reduced to spam. The only right way for him to die." the Union man murmured.

"Good night guys. Hope to see you all back in the morning..."

The mercenaries shivered...

Sasaki, The Amazing Me and KingWarman were still standing next to the body. All of the sudden, the camel came to life again and jumped upon the unfortunate Sasaki, The Amazing Me and KingWarman. Their heads got stuck into the camel. Sasaki tried to get out, but accidentally pulled the switch. Bzzzzzzt. Some flames and the three men were dead.

"What an unfortunate incident" Andres said, looking disappointed because he wouldn't have the chance to torture this silent trio...

Tally

Sarathos : 8 (Brave Sir Robin, sapi, Omanes, Stig, Northnovas, woad&fangs, gibsonsg91921, Husar)

CountArach: 4 (FactionHeir, Xiahou, Hepcat, Haudegen)
Tran: 1 (Xdeathfire)
Xiahou: 1 (GH)
gibsons91921: 1 (CountArach)
Omanes: 1 (TwilightBlade)

Abstain : 0
Not voting : 7 (Sasaki, KingWarman, Warmaster Horus, Sarathos, Tran, Jubal Barca, Dutch_guy)


Alive (20)

Omanes
Stig
GH
Warmaster Horus
FactionHeir
Brave Sir Robin
woad&fangs
TwilightBlade
Husar
gibsonsg91921
CountArach
Xdeathfire
sapi
Tran
Northnovas
Xiahou
Hepcat
Dutch_guy
Jubal Barca
Haudegen


Lynched (4)

Ichigo
Killfr3nzy
shlin28
Sarathos

Killed (9)
Sigurd
pevergreen
Tiberius of the Drake
Roadkill
Zain
Garcilaso de la Vega el Inca
Proletariat
Zorg
Beefy187

WoG (3)
Sasaki
KingWarman
The Amazing Me


Suicided (3)

Enoch
Greaterkhaan
Martok

It's night. PM's please.