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    Purposely Offensive.

    Then call your debut album 'Sneaking retards into sperm banks'.

    Well, i think it's a good idea.
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    Names for bands, you ask? Is it a Rock Band?!

    Open for a long list of awesome names:

    The Cotton-Eating Moths of Australia
    The Turkey Spiders
    The Flaming Salmonella Units
    Excessive Deer Doots
    Rival Bat Dung Gatherers
    The Fecal Pellets
    The Wood Tick Snorkels
    Heave
    Squatting Turnips
    The Bones of Contention
    Pinot Noir and his Nuances of Toast
    The Fabulous Snake Doots
    Shy Fruiter and the Saplings
    Weasel Nostrils
    Three Fatty Acid Radicals
    The Flaming Booty Moths
    Earl Piedmont and the Diphthongs
    Slippery Spleens
    Sheep Eyeballs
    The Flaming Croutons
    Rodent Passion
    Flaming Squirrels
    Balky Charcoal
    St. Vincent and The Grenadines
    The Biscuit Whackers
    Gaseous Worms
    Raymond Burr's Legs
    Shark Puke
    Jimmy Music and the Stomach Contents
    Little Heed
    Short Shrift
    Gastric Contents
    The Urban Professionals
    The Phlegmtones
    The Federal Duck
    Crotch
    Effluent, Sliced Meat
    The Postal Patrons
    The Vestigial Organs
    Decomposing Tubers
    Diminished Penile Sensation
    Bill and the Bracts
    The Foliage Eaters
    Crab Shrapnel
    DeWayne Hurlmont and the Compunctions of Soul
    Contaminated Tumbleweeds
    Varlet and the Squeaking Codpieces
    Violently Fracturing Water Closets
    The Flying Shards
    The Fierce Prune-Eating Hamsters from Space
    Duane Ketter and his Wildlife Technicians
    Paint-Peeling Puffs of Flatulence
    Mosquito Hunter and the Unreliable Pollinators
    The Mighty Shaking Wattles (for the Rolling Stones)
    Bleeding Nipples
    Rapid Sucking Action
    Nuclear Underpants
    Marcel and the Turpitudes
    The Groin Whappers
    Thrusting Balloon Puppies
    Drastic Toilet Air
    The Eerie Groin Legumes
    Drawers Full of Slugs
    Groping for Elmo
    The Pig-Stinging Jellyfish
    Fugitive Squirrel and the Clearly Disturbed Beavers
    The Moos of Derision
    Elmo Wendorf and the Cow Fitters
    Disoriented Chickadees
    Pain and Suffering
    Mature Hamsters
    Weasel Feet
    Kung Fu Trees
    Combat Alfalfa
    Hearty Polyp Chuckles



    From the brilliant mind of Dave Barry.

    CR
    Last edited by Crazed Rabbit; 09-20-2007 at 19:53.
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    About twenty years ago I saw a band in Montreal called The Merrick Trout Pact. Three guys in jeans and flannel shirts playing old Floyd and a long jazzy version of the original Spiderman music. How cool is that?
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    All the good ones are taken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    Names for bands, you ask? Is it a Rock Band?!

    Open for a long list of awesome names:

    The Cotton-Eating Moths of Australia
    The Turkey Spiders
    The Flaming Salmonella Units
    Excessive Deer Doots
    Rival Bat Dung Gatherers
    The Fecal Pellets
    The Wood Tick Snorkels
    Heave
    Squatting Turnips
    The Bones of Contention
    Pinot Noir and his Nuances of Toast
    The Fabulous Snake Doots
    Shy Fruiter and the Saplings
    Weasel Nostrils
    Three Fatty Acid Radicals
    The Flaming Booty Moths
    Earl Piedmont and the Diphthongs
    Slippery Spleens
    Sheep Eyeballs
    The Flaming Croutons
    Rodent Passion
    Flaming Squirrels
    Balky Charcoal
    St. Vincent and The Grenadines
    The Biscuit Whackers
    Gaseous Worms
    Raymond Burr's Legs
    Shark Puke
    Jimmy Music and the Stomach Contents
    Little Heed
    Short Shrift
    Gastric Contents
    The Urban Professionals
    The Phlegmtones
    The Federal Duck
    Crotch
    Effluent, Sliced Meat
    The Postal Patrons
    The Vestigial Organs
    Decomposing Tubers
    Diminished Penile Sensation
    Bill and the Bracts
    The Foliage Eaters
    Crab Shrapnel
    DeWayne Hurlmont and the Compunctions of Soul
    Contaminated Tumbleweeds
    Varlet and the Squeaking Codpieces
    Violently Fracturing Water Closets
    The Flying Shards
    The Fierce Prune-Eating Hamsters from Space
    Duane Ketter and his Wildlife Technicians
    Paint-Peeling Puffs of Flatulence
    Mosquito Hunter and the Unreliable Pollinators
    The Mighty Shaking Wattles (for the Rolling Stones)
    Bleeding Nipples
    Rapid Sucking Action
    Nuclear Underpants
    Marcel and the Turpitudes
    The Groin Whappers
    Thrusting Balloon Puppies
    Drastic Toilet Air
    The Eerie Groin Legumes
    Drawers Full of Slugs
    Groping for Elmo
    The Pig-Stinging Jellyfish
    Fugitive Squirrel and the Clearly Disturbed Beavers
    The Moos of Derision
    Elmo Wendorf and the Cow Fitters
    Disoriented Chickadees
    Pain and Suffering
    Mature Hamsters
    Weasel Feet
    Kung Fu Trees
    Combat Alfalfa
    Hearty Polyp Chuckles



    From the brilliant mind of Dave Barry.

    CR
    CR, I can't decide if I'm more impressed or disturbed by your creativity.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    My two favorites in that list was The Federal Duck and Diminished Penile Sensation.
    Last edited by Martok; 09-20-2007 at 23:13.
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    Seargeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band.

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