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    The old man, CountArach walked down the long, winding street towards his old folks home. They were serving tapioca tonight and he never liked to turn up late for that. He felt ahead of himself with his cane, making sure he wasn't going to trip over one of those "skates bordes" that the kids were all talking about these days. Damn kids.

    A car started to drive up the street, an SUV, loaded with some of those damn hooligan kids. He could hear their music from here. CountArach reached into his ear and turned his hearing aid down a bit. Much better.

    The car continued up the road, slowing down slightly to pull up next to him.

    "Hey you!" a voice called from the car, laughter following it.

    CountArach halted and turned towards it, keeping his cane nearby, prepared to strike at a moments notice.

    "You ever played beer catch before?" The same voice asked, starting a fresh chorus of laughter. What could they possibly be laughing at.

    Then it hit CountArach. Not the thought - that had gone way over his head. Instead, the beer can, on the other hand, had not missed. He fell over, then blanked out.

    The Constable received an irate call the next day.


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    This is the new Mafia game. As usual, there are two teams. These teams are:
    1. The members of the old-folks home
    2. The beer can throwing hooligans

    The roles:
    2 Hooligans - They get to do two immature (Albeit hilarious things) each night to two different old folks. They are to provide me with a basic outline of what they want to do - I shall write up the actual "kills".
    1 Nurse - The basic doctor role.
    1 Constable - The basic detective role
    The rest are townies. The townie PM will be provided in this thread. There will perhaps be a secret role, perhaps not.

    Voting is done in the usual way. Players will be WoGed after 3 full days (ie 6 full phases) without a vote. No Lynch is not allowed, and instead wail be counted as an Abstain.

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    fourth!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zain
    Theft!
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    but I joke. Some of my best friends are Vietnamese villages.
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    *throws can of beer at CA*

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    I'm in too.

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    All right, I'm in.
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    Hey CA, how many people are you looking for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarathos
    Hey CA, how many people are you looking for?
    As many as I can get. We are at 22 now. I will leave one more day before I close sign-ups.
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    inn

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