King of the Romans Out of Character thread XIII

[TinCow]

LOL, save some of your outrage for later. You'll need it.

[gibsonsg91921]

Ok, I guess that's fair. I'll save my outrage good and well.

*Meditates*

[Privateerkev]

Has anyone else caught from the screenshot that the diplomat that gave naples and palermo is named "Salier"?

Kinda funny and ironic.

[econ21]

Two offensive battles for 1302:

King Jan (Privateerkev):

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Army of Outremer North has intercepted a Turkish army marching on Edessa. You have been reinforced by three regiments of the Edessa garrison and a regiment of mercenary Turcopoles (whose speed may aid you in pursuing routing cavalry). Good hunting, my King.

Fredericus Erlach (Stuperman):

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Household Army Gerhard has pursued the rebel army east of Marseilles. Duke Lothar is eager that you earn your spurs. He is using the patented Lothar method of giving command to an unknighted general. He has given you command of the advance guard of the Army, below seven units in strength so not requiring an Army Commander. This is your chance to prove your quality to your Duke.

http://www.totalwar.org/patrons/pbm/kotr1302-1.zip

Generals have 24 hours from the date of this post to play their battles, otherwise they will wait for next year.

Gamesmaster message for Duke Ansehelm (Stig):

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You have lost contact with the Prussian Household Army. Thorn is besieged by Russians. Your Teutonic Army is marching there at full speed, but will not be able to reach it before the Russians have a chance to assault. To cap it all - Tancred von Tyrolia has disappeared with the Vilnius garrison, as has one of your regiments of Teutons.

[Privateerkev]

It's been a looong time since I could say this but,

I have the save.

[Stig]

If you make anything happen to Ansehelm I'll kill you, know that. I didn't abstain in the poll for nothing.

[OverKnight]

Awkward Christmas at the von Kastilien's this year.

I'm shocked things have gotten off to such an early start.

[econ21]

God, you are a bunch of old women[1]. Lose two provinces and a couple of Franconians and you'd think it was the end of the world.




[1]Apologies for the sexism.

EDIT: ...and ageism

[Privateerkev]

http://www.totalwar.org/patrons/pbm/kotr1302-2.zip

alright, fought my battle and uploaded the new one for SM.

Jan executed 3800 prisoners and exterminated the city of Baghdad.


.....just kidding.