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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Well, they do say that on an infinite timescale, anything is possible, including the world being destroyed by blackholes from France.

    EDIT: And remember, if anything does go wrong, such as inter-dimensional aliens coming through the walls, and a mysterious man with a briefcase popping up in unlikely places, a physicist in an orange and black hazard suit will save us!

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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Just in time for the end of the Mayan calendar, guys. Happy Apocalypse!
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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Quote Originally Posted by Baba Ga'on
    Just in time for the end of the Mayan calendar, guys. Happy Apocalypse!
    Four years off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrossLOPER
    Four years off.
    No, no, no... you're getting me all wrong. In 2012 at the exacty moment the Mayan calendar ends, the hadron collider will produce an all-consuming black hole and kill us all
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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Last one across the event horizon has to buy anti-matter beer for everyone!

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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
    Well, they do say that on an infinite timescale, anything is possible, including the world being destroyed by blackholes from France.

    EDIT: And remember, if anything does go wrong, such as inter-dimensional aliens coming through the walls, and a mysterious man with a briefcase popping up in unlikely places, a physicist in an orange and black hazard suit will save us!

    Gordon never really saved anyone...
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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Quote Originally Posted by Uesugi Kenshin
    Gordon never really saved anyone...
    He kind of has...i mean, come on, you know it's all going to end with him saving the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
    He kind of has...i mean, come on, you know it's all going to end with him saving the world.
    Maybe, but to date he's just a miserable failure who happens to kick a lot of @$$ on the way to an ignominious defeat.
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    "....and I beheld a new Heaven and a new Earth, for the old ones were passed away. Behold, all things are become as new." Revalations

    Has Al Gore tried to take credit for this yet?
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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Quote Originally Posted by rotorgun
    "....and I beheld a new Heaven and a new Earth, for the old ones were passed away. Behold, all things are become as new." Revalations

    Has Al Gore tried to take credit for this yet?
    Oh come on, I don't like the guy but this joke is pretty lame (and old, besides). All the guy did was telling people that he supported the creation of WWW in congress, wich is true.

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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    One week before we all die...

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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Quote Originally Posted by Charge
    One week before we all die...
    You didn't read the new, all-explaining theory from the surfer dude, did you?
    According to that there will be some new elements/particles or so but no black hole.


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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Quote Originally Posted by Charge
    One week before we all die...
    You didn't read the new, all-explaining wikipedia article update from the surfer dude, did you?
    According to that there will be a five month delay or so but no black hole.
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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    My hope is not for an unexpected black hole, but for the opening of a portal to the Realm of Chaos. We need warpstone and daemons to shake things up a little.
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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Nobody panic, the Swiss scientists living in an underground complex think their giant particle accelerator probably won't rip apart the universe.

    Seriously, if there's even a small chance of that happening, should they really be going ahead with this?

    What is the knowledge gained from this experiment supposed to achieve anyway? Not complaining I'm actually just wondering...

    I don't like the sound of the whole thing, sounds like something out of an epic Hollywood film, I'm wating for Bruce Willis or James Bond to go and have a shoot up in the laboratory.

    Like that film where everyone starts suffocating on the train...
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone
    My hope is not for an unexpected black hole, but for the opening of a portal to the Realm of Chaos. We need warpstone and daemons to shake things up a little.
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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    It's nice of them to wait after thanksgiving before destroying the universe and all.

    I'd rather agree with Caledonian Rhyfelwyr though; a D&D-like pantheon streaming out of Switzerland would make an awesomely exciting world! Cyric the Mad, your first worshipper awaits!

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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    Quote Originally Posted by drone
    My hope is not for an unexpected black hole, but for the opening of a portal to the Realm of Chaos. We need warpstone and daemons to shake things up a little.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
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    Default Re: Scientist: "Its almost impossible that this black hole will destroy the earth.."

    These are the types of experiements that should be happening out in space, not anywhere on our planet. Brilliant minds are at work here, but the lack of wisdom is astounding - must have gotten sucked into a mini-black hole.
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