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    Which myth/very scientific threat towards mankind is the coolest/most dangerous?
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    are octosquids gaint squids ? cos gaint squids are well cool, if not explain to grizz...

    out of the other 3 it'd propbably be werewolfs for the speed and claws
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    Werewolves are the coolest, but the Octosquids will still win, as has been prophesied!
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    Vampires due to the sexy factor.

    Grizz, you obviously have been gone for a longggggggg time. Octo-Squids are half octopus and half squid(like a liger is half lion and half tiger). They are plotting are demise as we speak and are among the most dangerous threats to society as we know it. Here is a balloon to welcome you back to the .Org
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waldinger
    Octo-Squids are half octopus and half squid(like a liger is half lion and half tiger). They are plotting are demise as we speak and are among the most dangerous threats to society as we know it.
    time to load up the harpoons!

    im going with werewolves cos at the end of the day they make the better movies...
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    Vampires are pretty cool.
    Glad to see no-one's voted for zombies

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    It has to be the octosquids since they are the most likeliest threat that will happen to humankind or the world.
    Right now as we speak, they are building a huge invasion force near the ruined ships of Pearl Harbor to invade the Japanese. We captured one of their scouts earlier this year or was it last year near Hawaii and have subjugated it to tortu...erm, to various scientific examination and have learned its secrets.
    If the Japanese didn't start this sushi trend of eating their bretheren octopus and calamari, then we wouldn't be facing this end of the world situation.
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    Zombies! Vampires are only cool at night, werewolves are only cool once a month, and octosquids are only cool underwater. Zombies are cool any time of day, every day of the year, underwater, on land, and even in deep space. Nothing protects you from a zombie either, none of that garlic/silver/salt magic bullet nonsense.

    Plus they only kill stupid people, which is a huge bonus in my book.


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    One day the octosquids will evolve the ability to live on land permanantly and dominate the world in a more eco-friendly way than us humans.
    Zombies can't evolve; they only decompose.
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    Zombies. I think the post-Romantic vampires we generally see are bloody pathetic, and Werewolves have been claimed by the furries. Octosquids deserve a sound spanking. Gahs come close behind the shambling corpses for which I voted.

    Now if we make Werewolves the mindless critters of yore who kill everything left, right, and centre, I'd consider voting for them. So too if we were to restore the old image of the Vampire - a glorified zombie, with all the sex appeal of manure. Alas, I just don't see either happening.
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    Vampires. Going by the 'original' myth, they can move around during the day, they just aren't as powerful.

    Zombies are only a threat to some places.

    Octosquids won't be around for 100million plus years (something everyone seems to forget) and if humans still exist will probably be able to destroy planets with our minds.

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    Octosquids and zombies are tied for the lead, but otherwise even... Maybe the end will come in the form of octozombies or zombisquids
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    Zombies. Just watch Shaun of the Dead and you'll know why.
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    Im torn between our Octosquid overlords and Vampires. I must restrain myself from voting atleast until i have been convinced by other of these parties to vote for them.
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    I wonder what Louis and Lemur will vote (read the Zombie defence station thread in the backroom to understand).

    As for me, I welcome our new Octosquids overlords. They're the coolest
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    Coolest? Zombies.
    Most Dangerous? Octosquids
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    ZOOOOMMMMMBIIIIIESSSSS
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    Having just read World War Z by Max Brooks, I'm going to vote Zombies.

    Suitable for all enviroments, except deep freeze, and what they lack in braaaaaainssss they make up for in numbers and tenacity.

    Also I don't get Octo-Squids, is this based off of something? Is Cthulhu an Octo-Squid?
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    And at the end of it all you will realise that it was GAH! after all, manipulating all of the vampires, zombies, werewolves, octosquids and humans into fighting each other so that they, the GAH!, could move in and take over.

    In the future when you are old and grey you will tell your grandchildren:

    "...and Caravel warned us about the GAH! but we were foolish and instead of embracing the vampires, zombies, werewolves, octosquids as our friends we fought them and in the end the GAH! came and took everything we owned..."
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    The only thing that can defeat an octosquid would be a decasquid. Or two octosquids. 3 octosquids might also do the trick. A centumsquid however won't, as he would have to many arms to control. My money would be on the 7 decasquid ninja's though. The ultimate power combined wit the ultimate result of evolution...that's wicked, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Innocentius
    Zombies. Just watch Shaun of the Dead and you'll know why.
    Shaun of the dead is cool....but watch 'Dog Soldiers' and you will come to see the truth..

    Werewolves rule!!!!


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    I didn't even have to think about this - Octosquids, duh.

    I for one welcome our Octosquid overlords.
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    Vampires. They are cool, sexy and have a way with the Ladies. . The zombies have no brain, are stupid, the werewolves, are half animal - half human, so again stupid, and the octosquids, are sea-food man. But the vampires have the experience of centuries of "unliving", so they are very smart, thus dangerous. And I'm from Transylvania, so naturally i go with them.
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    Zombies are the only one who got ability to take over the world


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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy187
    Zombies are the only one who got ability to take over the world
    Oqtosquid overlords might have something to say about that.
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    Run! The Gah is coming!
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    If zombies can turn crows in to Zombies they can do it to octosquids too


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    How can you comaper crows to octosquids?

    Afterall, one exists and the other dosen't.


    Ever seen a crow?

    Are you sure?

    How do you know it wasn't a vampire werewolf dreased up as GAH! and failling misserably?



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    Octosquids won't be around for 100million plus years
    CR you haven't been paying attention http://squid.us/octosquid-discovered...s-and-a-squid/

    And to everyone who has voted for vampires, werewolves and the rest, I say, do NOT go swimming in the sea. Octosquids have long, loooong memories...
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