Elberhard: My God, the boy even cites the Diet record to fish for comments on his arse! Well, I suspect this may be a better use of your formidable forensic talents than your pitiful attempts so far at law.

Dieter von Essen, if you truly wish me to meditate on the nature of your arse, I could oblige you. I would of course start by observing that it is where most of your pronouncements seem to emanate. However, I do feel that a prolonged discourse on this subject would not be in the best interests of the Reich.

I suggest we let the subject drop or I will be forced to ban us both from this place.