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    Meet French-Italian supermodel and singer Carla Bruni, the new love interest of Sarkozy. For those who, like I do, feel that the judgement of the president is a matter of national concern and must be the subject of close scrutiny: there are lots of more revealing pictures of Carla floating around on the web.

    Sarkozy, ever known for his exquisite cultural finesse, took his new flame on a date this weekend to Disneyland Paris.

    Ah, I should've opened a Sarko thread a long time ago. The sensation never stops. Bless him!


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    I'll bet he's glad his missus got shut of him.

    Talk about falling into a barrel of tits and come out sucking your thumb!
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    This really boost the image of the French being some sort of super seducers. Because let's face it Sarkozy isn't exactly a looker like the lovely Carla is.

    Time to start practising my French again:
    "Vooouuuuuleeeez voouuus coucheeeeer avec mooiiiiii?"

    Either that or power really works on ones loins if you know what I mean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peasant Phill
    This really boost the image of the French being some sort of super seducers.
    Extra respect points if he cheated his wife with her, got to love the french.

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    More cool points for the French!


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    She's not as hard on the eyes as some, to be sure.

    Louis, you do have an eye for the story, mon ami.

    Of course, I'm also pretty glad that Pappy's from down under, otherwise this thread might be closed already -- heck, it might not have gotten by Beirut in the "babe" thread either....though I personally have nothing against a nicely-contrasted-to-the-skin aureolus.
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    I just can't understand why some Americans don't like the French. Maybe they are just jealous. Go Sarko!
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    Just so Seamus doesn't look awfully prudish: I've just changed the picture in the first post. She's much younger in this one, but perhaps more acceptable.

    Those who think that Carla should be the subject of close pubic scrutiny: www.google.com.
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    She was a model of course there are sexy pictures what's the big deal, it's an honest profession. Kinda surprised this causes such a turmoil instead of the date being in euro-disney, thought I had you french figured out

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    Well Louis younger is always better.

    I share Fragony's concern about the Euro Disney trip. I thought it was an anathema to all things French.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Peasant Phill
    This really boost the image of the French being some sort of super seducers. Because let's face it Sarkozy isn't exactly a looker like the lovely Carla is.

    Lets not dramatize sarkozy’s womanizing skills.

    He’s the president of France for heavens sake!
    Must count for something imho.

    Still,...respect sarkozy,respect!
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    Nice. What's up with the date being at Euro-Disney? Seems like something classier would be more appropriate.

    Loius, this is totally off topic but you can answer this: How's sarko doing in regaurds to those strikes?


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    Sarkozy is not known for his refined manners and taste. Quite the contrary. That he likes Disney is no surprise.

    Before anybody makes the mistake of thinking that this is all normal, at least, conventional, French behaviour, it totally isn't. This is a complete breach with accepted French norms. Normal is a president who is married and has some affaires or extra-marital children on the side. This will not be reported upon by the French press. It will be public knowledge of course, through word-of-mouth or the Swiss or Belgian press, but it will still be kept very discrete.

    By contrast, Sarkozy, in his usual provocative style, goes off to Disneyland, where there are 20.000 other people. And some friendly reporters that he himself had tipped beforehand. It's not the first time that he actively makes his affaires and private life public. It is considered very tasteless, a scandal. He is scorned for Americanising French politics in this way. For undermining the dignity of Frecnh politics.

    Personally, I am too much of a sensationalist to mind really.

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    Louis, this is totally off topic but you can answer this: How's sarko doing in regaurds to those strikes?
    Quite well. Negotiations are still being conducted. Officialy, the strikes are now called open-ended by the unions, but it's mostly quiet. Occasionally there is talk of renewed strikes, but little has come off it. Sarkozy will win it, and the unions know it. Public opinion is not with the unions.
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    close pubic scrutiny
    You wag, you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
    Power, or more precise: social dominance, is woman's biggest aphrodisiacum.

    And do practice your French and go south! A million hot and horny brunettes are dying to share their bed with North European Teutonic Sexgods. The bruter you are, the more they'll worship you!
    My girlfriend just laughed when she read this and later said she had a headache. Not really a good start for this brute North European Celtic Sexgod.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
    Just so Seamus doesn't look awfully prudish: I've just changed the picture in the first post. She's much younger in this one, but perhaps more acceptable.

    Those who think that Carla should be the subject of close pubic scrutiny: www.google.com.
    Please note that my earlier post was NOT a complaint. I must have spent 45 minutes trying to print the screenshot big enough for a wall poster. Ended up being a fiasco of tape and scissoring.....
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    Not a complaint, maybe, but you were quite right. I didn't think the pic broke Babe thread rules. But as it was, people expect to open a political thread, and are then threated to a huge, perhaps 'NSFW' picture. Not good. Hadn't thought about that until I read your post.
    Like it is now, the fun presentation stays intact, and there are no nasty surprises for people. Much better.
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    Oh what a great womanizer our president is! Why does no one put online pics of the adorable creatures Sarko slept with since he has gained power. Omar Bongo (miss Africa since 1968), Muhammar Khadaffi (queen of the desert since almost as long), Hu Jintao (asian godess of love), Abdel Aziz Bouteflika (nervous arab beauty), GWB (miss world domination)... I bet his next conquest: Vladimir Putine (blonde slavic fairy).
    Super-seducer, uh?
    Anyway, I'm tired of this dwarf, sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tristuskhan
    Oh what a great womanizer our president is!


    Non-photoshopped.

    Edit: Maud Fontenoy, hot French sailor.
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    oh man that's unfortunate, seems like they are in the process of moving away from eachother after a hug but it's too good to be true nevertheless

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    sarkozy is 10 times the man chirac ever was

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat


    Non-photoshopped.

    Edit: Maud Fontenoy, hot French sailor.
    That beats the King of Sweden, even.
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    It's much better than the neck rub of terror.


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    She looks rather tall for him

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    Look at where her hand is going before you talk about "Shark" Sarkozy that way.
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    It's the look on his face that gives it credibility.


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