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My old choirmistress's even older late big brother told us in a past festival visit... He stayed at a hospital in Cleveland. During the chat with a nurse he asks her if she ever wished to learn a foreign language. "Why" she says, "everybody speaks English!" He pushes: "Wouldn't it be fine to talk to the natives in, say, Germany in their own tongue?" The answer:
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"Why would I want to go to Africa?"

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