Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
Oh, it will happen at some point. True story:

Young lemur was without a woman. My friends knew a hot ballerina, and set us up on a blind date. Sounds good, right? So I meet the girl at a nice neighborhood bar, and we get to talking and drinking. It only takes two drinks to reveal that she's a Holocaust denier. How does a smokin' hot bun-head in Chicago wind up being a Jew-despising Holocaust denier? I have no idea.

For a little while I tried reasoning with her, 'cause, you know, it would be a shame to not get busy with such a beauty. What about the films of the camps, I ask? Oh, you know how the Jews control Hollywood, and how they can fake anything. Uh, okay, but special effects weren't really great in the mid-1940s, now were they? Who knows? It's just film. Anything can be faked. Maybe they updated them later. Okay, what about the old people with tattoos of numbers on their forearms? Doesn't that suggest that the concentration camps were real? No, the Jews all hid in the forests and hills, and they probably burned those numbers on their arms to get sympathy.

A sad young lemur went home alone that night. And he made some angry phone calls to his so-called friends the next day.

Trust me, if you hang around long enough, you'll run into people with some very strange beliefs.
Man you could have a hot fantasy like Lemur on Hitler's Secratary. Anyway I'm just kidding.