KnowMarat

[JamesMarat]

[JamesMarat]

Pssh.

I will not be converted to your false religion!

Your soul is as black as sin. Wherever you roam within these dark forum corridors, watch out, for I will come to you in the black of some terrible night and I will bring a pointy reckoning that will shudder you. You think I attempt to convert? No Hax, no. I attempt to quash, and succeed in quashing. Mark my word, you will rue the day you ever stepped foot in these forums. May Magnus laugh as your soul burns in Hell. Marat

[Mediolanicus]

Marat, ever heard of a Proselytism ban?

Anyway, people only like benevolent leaders. So stop quasing and sending people to hell, will you.

BTW, your choice of music is not bad, not bad at all...

[Jubal_Barca]

Um... to continue my culinary exploits...

What is the nobler food; the ham (roadkill chicken) burger, the cheese (rubber glove) burger, the (real) ham sandwich, or the pickled Gherkin?

Also, what is the best way to convert an extremist Jehova's witness to atheism, supposing one wished to do so?

[JamesMarat]

Um... to continue my culinary exploits...

What is the nobler food; the ham (roadkill chicken) burger, the cheese (rubber glove) burger, the (real) ham sandwich, or the pickled Gherkin?

Also, what is the best way to convert an extremist Jehova's witness to atheism, supposing one wished to do so?

I suppose dear child that the easy answer to this question would be the gherkin, as it is the only one that doesn't contain meat. Mediolanicus, thank you for your compliments. Tell me, out of the bands which ones do you like? A good leader must, afterall, always know his people. Marat

[Mediolanicus]

Out of you list? Give me Radiohead anytime then!

But Marat, a leader must not only know his people. The people must also know their leader. He is a person after all (or were you lying when you denied you were a creature?). So please tell us something about yourself.

[JMarat]

Friends applaud, the comedy is over. Marat can be no more. It's true, life is a burden which we all have to bare, but a burden that I no longer have the energy or will to bare. I have enjoyed my moment, but all good things must end. Tell your children what it meant to know Marat! Tell your children that Marat was the death of Marat, and that no matter how much people tried to wear him down, he remained.

Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal? This is a sad day indeed, but it would be preposterous to continue. What shame it would bring to look back in a years time, only to realise that I am a shadow of my former self. It pains me to say this, but it is better this way. Moderators, take me. Lock this thread, and may you never unveil the key to it. Let the audience fade to dust. Let the lights dim. Let the curtain fall, for I am spent.

Farewell, Marat

[Respenus]

Ha! I just have to do this:

PAWN'D!!!

Now is time for great deeds. One leader is dead, another one must and shall take his place.

Worship Them, O! people and They shall carry you into the light and bring you eternal joy. Be happy and They shall we happy with you. Weep and They shall weep with you. Raise up your arms and They shall join you in your fight. Die and They shall lie down next to their people, knowing the end had come.

So rejoice, as They have come to liberate you from the false prophet, Marat!

[Hax]

Your soul is as black as sin. Wherever you roam within these dark forum corridors, watch out, for I will come to you in the black of some terrible night and I will bring a pointy reckoning that will shudder you. You think I attempt to convert? No Hax, no. I attempt to quash, and succeed in quashing. Mark my word, you will rue the day you ever stepped foot in these forums. May Magnus laugh as your soul burns in Hell. Marat

Bring it on, Magnusgeek! :P

I believe his death has proven who was more powerful, as Zeus immortal has struck the infidel down, let us all praise our Father Zeus /worship.

[M V Agrippa]

Since Great Marat wishes me to rephrase my question I will, who do you think did more to change the world, Julius Caesar or Caesar Augustus and why?

[Paradox]

Your question's been discarded, Marat's dead! YAY!

[Obelics]

Marat it's a "Dema". A Dema is a God who die to give prosperity to the world.

[Boyar Son]

... for I will come to you in the black of some terrible night and I will bring a pointy reckoning that will shudder you.

taken from the crucible eh?

[UltraWar]

Did I miss something, or has a heretic passed through here?

[Hooahguy]

nah, it was just some narcissistic freak who thought he was the supreme ruler of all.......

[Hax]

500 years ago, you called him a heretic.

Now, you call him, 'a person with a different view' or 'someone who respectfully disagrees with your opinion of the current situation'

Why, of course he's no heretic! He 'goes his own way...'

[Hooahguy]

well, theres "Hax, the politically correct freak" for ya!

[pezhetairoi]

You mean the 'anatomically challenged individual synergising with official viewpoints'!

[Hax]

Pez, I love you ^_^

[pezhetairoi]

Just like 'youlovemen'? ;-)

[Hax]

Yes, Isleofman. A lot. Though Isleofwomen better.

[pezhetairoi]

Dear me. XD I have no answer to that. Once again you have killed our conversation, O Conversation Killer! XD

[Hax]

Perhaps you guys should start worshipping me instead of that JamesMarat/Magnus guy.

[Hooahguy]

ok..... i think its really time for this.....

[Hax]

What's this 'lock' you speak of?

[pezhetairoi]

There is no need for dancing locks! This thread isn't assaulting anyone yet! It's just the asylum opposite the road from the EB tavern!

[Justinian II]

There is no need for dancing locks! This thread isn't assaulting anyone yet! It's just the asylum opposite the road from the EB tavern!

I think I have to agree with you here.

[CirdanDharix]

Oh, so that's why the burly men with white coats are here...

[mrdun]

Perhaps you guys should start worshipping me instead of that JamesMarat/Magnus guy.

never

[Hooahguy]

Originally Posted by Hax
Perhaps you guys should start worshipping me instead of that JamesMarat/Magnus guy.

i worship no person!
EDIT: was this "JamesMarat" guy banned?