Beef steak mafia [Concluded]

[Beefy187]

Night 5 report

"Hey W&F!!" men in the shadows said.
"Yes?" he replied.
"For having a unrealistic name you shall be punished.."
"What now?"
Another man apeared from the dark and handcuffed him
"Here open your mouth." men in the shadows whispered
"Sick sick peoples!" W&F struggled.. But couldnt get away
"Special juicy Beef for you!!" they laughed.
W&F was forced to eat 7 juicy fillets of Beef.
"Now say yummy!!"
"...Yum..mmy..."
"LOUDER!"
"YUMMY!!"
"Good boy..."

And on the same night. Mayor Lambshire was sitting in his office reading his latest cooking magazine (Lamb cuizine) He suddenly felt like trying out the French style Lamb and mushroom sauce so he went to the kitchen. The dish tasted a little strange but it was satisfying. Then phone rang.
"Mayor Lambshire AKA Don Bossingham speaking."
"Enjoyed your Beef steak did you?" The men said.
"What?"
"I said did you enjoy your Beef steak? Theres no lamb in your fridge. We replaced them all with Lamb. Check the label of the package."
Mayor ran to his garbage bin and checked the package. T- Bone Beef 500g...
"You sick sick Beefens!!"
"Now Mayor.. 80 percent of your people now eats Beef.. They love eating Beef. Its time for change isnt it?"
Mayor thought about the meat he ate just then.. Juicy.. smell of fine meat.. The smell is much nicer then lamb. More elegant.....
"What do you want?" he asked.
"Firstly changing your name to Beefshire. Changing the name of the town to Beeftown Mk II and new law." the Beefen answered.
"Which is?"
"Suspending consuming Lamb meat. All citizen of Beeftown Mk II is expected to only eat Beef."
"NO!!!"
"Ive got your last two real member of the Lambtown tied on the chair.FH and WH And your wife and your kids. If you dont accept all the things we say ill make them eat Beefsteak only for next 3 days. No salad!!"
"OK!! Please dont touch my wife and my kids!! I dont care what happens to Factionheir or WH!! Just not my wife and kids!!"

Shlins Jail dairy day 3
Today... I finally decided to confess to my jail guards. About who I am and what I did.
"Hey you!! Smelly Jimmy the jail guard!!"
"Shuddup!! Shlin!! I aint talking to ya!!"
"Ill confess what you want to know!!"
"Im listning!"
"Im the one who ate your sheep larry!! Sorry!!! but she was soo... juicy!!"
"Thats it you basterd.. Stay there for another 2 weeks!!"


Next morning Mayor "Beef"shire anounced the end of the tradition and arrival of the new age. Beef eating culture. Most peoples were happy with this anouncement since they were 'forced' to find out what Beef meat tastes like.. Not bad. There were some who refused to eat till the end. Those poor people were jailed and for the next 3 weeks they were forced to eat Icecreams only. Made from cow milk.

Ichigo was walking through the mountain. He soundenly heard Tiberius voice telling him that Lambtown is destroyed by the Beefens. Ichigo cried and decided to make a new Lambtown on his own.

Pevergreen gained another 20 kg from.. some strange food. Shlin caught up in terms of obesity.

Kamikaan and Taka celebrated their victory in Lambtown with their peoples. They danced around the fire until icecreams were served.

Andres was still screaming "PURPLE!!!" then he suddenly banged his head on the wall wondering why people of lambtown decided to lynch him.

Caius was still tied on the chair. Forced to stare at camel mk II crushing bananas. Suddenly the village suffered severe blackout. Caius was extremely happy. Then emergency power generater got to work. Camel started to crush bananas again. "NOOOO!!"

Alive players
Taka
Kamikaan
Factionheir (Died because number of mafia = townies)
WH (Died because number of mafia = townies)


Unavailable
Pevergreen-Lynched (Punished day 1)
Ichigo-Killed (Tortured night 1)
Andres-Lynched (Icecreamed day 2)
Shlin-Lynched (Jailed day 3)
Charge-Killed (Converted night 3)
Caius-Lynched (Forced to stare at bananas getting crunched day 4)
Tiberius- Wogged (Starvation day 4)
W&F- Killed (Forced to eat 7 Beef Fillets Night 4)

Roles
Taka- Beef eater (Mafia)
W&F
Kamikaan- Beef eater (Mafia)
Factionheir
WH
Pevergreen- Secret role/Chicken eater
Ichigo
Andres- Garbagemen
Shlin
Charge
Caius
Tiberius

and the rest are just townies.

I again apologize for not sending townie pm which might have been the reason for boring early phases.

Also I apologize for random stories which I made on the spot.

Any feedbacks welcome. Or angry rants.

Thank you for playing And congratulation to the mafias successfully lynching Chicken man and Garbage man in round 2...

[Csargo]

Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm voting khaan every round and in every game until the end of time. He has too many excuses for not being active. I've seen this happen more than once, so I'll vote for you forever khaan until you're lynched.

Thank you and goodnight

[taka]

woohoo!

@ichigo - although he's mafia, he genuinely is away XD so i had to do most of the killing


i just want to thank beefy for hosting, and want to say how honoured i am to be mafia in my first proper game as i am inexperienced. also the write-ups are excellent, very different, but very funny

have to say that i was worried when w&f suggested me as mafia, but i was glad how everyone went against him afterwards lol

also glad that i lynched andres aswell, that was a good decision :D

and woad&fangs, since u wanted to be killed, i thought i'd let you in the last round hahaha~~

one last thing: what does chickenman do?

[Beefy187]

He was supposed to spread the reign of terror of Chickens instead of Beef..That wouldve been more entertaining and quick. Shame that he got killed round 1...

[Csargo]

@ichigo - although he's mafia, he genuinely is away XD so i had to do most of the killing

That's exactly why. IIRC he's used that more than once to win a game, and imo that makes people less likely to lynch him because he won't be here to defend himself. Though I can't really say too much I wasn't even paying attention to the game after I died Well, good game anyways and congrats on you and khaan's win.

[taka]

awww, that is a shame, would have been a 3 way conversion! lol

@ichigo - sorry about the kill, kamikhaan wanted to kill you XD

[Beefy187]

If you liked the game.. I might bring on the Beef steak round 2.. Fillet Royale

[FactionHeir]

I was planning on lynching taka next. Guess I didn't expect both of them to still be alive...

[woad&fangs]

gg Taka and Kami.

And as promised

ROTFL

Thanks for hosting, Beefy. I enjoyed it.

[Andres]

Congrats kamik and taka

And Beefy, I actually loved your stories

[seireikhaan]

Egh, back. Got home around 1:00 A.M. this morning, ended up finding out I came down with a bug over the trip and had one hell of a night trying to get to sleep.

Ichi, I can't help it if I've got a tournament about every other weekend. Although I won't deny that it was convenient for this game.

Anyways, good game town, and an especially good game to Taka, for continuing on the game excellently after I left.

[Caius]

Ichi, I can't help it if I've got a tournament about every other weekend. Although I won't deny that it was convenient for this game.

Then, forget the tournaments and play mafia :P

[shlin28]

Good game mafia.

I'm the only townie left alive though (in jail)