Riddles

[Moros]

That's correct, well the solution I had was:
\ / | | | | | |

take four away:

\ / | |

but your's is definately correct too.

Another one?

Irk says that Dirk lies, Dirk says that Kirk lies, and Kirk says that both Irk and Dirk are lying.
Who is lying?

[Mouzafphaerre]

I'm going to say 3 because I'm suspecting it's a man with his father and his grandfather.

Ajax

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[Good Ship Chuckle]

If you are in an elevator traveling faster thatn the speed of light, what happens to the light when you turn a flashlight on?
~My thanks to Einstein for this one.

[SwordsMaster]

If you are in an elevator traveling faster thatn the speed of light, what happens to the light when you turn a flashlight on?
~My thanks to Einstein for this one.

It lags the elevator. Depends on where you point it also...

[ajaxfetish]

Don't you mean one?

errr . . . yes.

Ajax

[Good Ship Chuckle]

It lags the elevator. Depends on where you point it also...

Ding...ding...ding!
Your are correct, come on down! Here's your prise--->
Don't spend it all at once.

When you turn on the flashlight, the light will seem as if it is bending down to the floor, but this is actually because the elevator catches up to the light.

[seireikhaan]

Another one?

Irk says that Dirk lies, Dirk says that Kirk lies, and Kirk says that both Irk and Dirk are lying.
Who is lying?

None of them.

[LittleGrizzly]

Posted by Moros
Another one?

Irk says that Dirk lies, Dirk says that Kirk lies, and Kirk says that both Irk and Dirk are lying.
Who is lying?

They are all lying..?

[Mouzafphaerre]

.

Another one?

Irk says that Dirk lies, Dirk says that Kirk lies, and Kirk says that both Irk and Dirk are lying.
Who is lying?

You are!
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[Lord Winter]

A certain small town in north dakatoa has 5% of there population unlisted. If you where to select 105 names at random out of the phone book how many of them would be unlisted?

[TevashSzat]

None. By being listed in the phonebook, you cannot be unlisted.

Add punctuation to the following phrase to make something gramatically and logically coherent:

is is not not not is not is is is is not is not is it not

[Somebody Else]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

'is' is not 'not', 'not' is not 'is'; 'is' is 'is', 'not' is 'not'. is 'it' 'not'?

[Lord Winter]

None. By being listed in the phonebook, you cannot be unlisted.

Add punctuation to the following phrase to make something gramatically and logically coherent:

is is not not not is not is is is is not is not is it not

[sapi]

That's correct, well the solution I had was:
\ / | | | | | |

take four away:

\ / | |

but your's is definately correct too.

Another one?

Irk says that Dirk lies, Dirk says that Kirk lies, and Kirk says that both Irk and Dirk are lying.
Who is lying?

As has been said, it has to be everyone, no one person can be telling the truth

[pevergreen]

Its Dirk.

Dirk says Kirk is lying, But Kirk is lying because he said both are lying. Only 1 is, therefore his statement is false.

[sapi]

Its Dirk.

Dirk says Kirk is lying, But Kirk is lying because he said both we lying. Only 1 is, therefore his statement is false.

If Dirk is telling the truth, isn't Kirk lieing, thus Irk telling the truth, and thus Dirk lieing?

Or are we allowed to take Kirk's statement as 50% false?

[Drisos]

If a third of six is three, what is half of twenty?

5 came to mind.. since a third is 1/3 and a half is 1/5

Your version is logic too though :P

That's correct, well the solution I had was:
\ / | | | | | |

take four away:

\ / | |

I don't understand how is that related to 7?

[drone]

I don't understand how is that related to 7?

The first 4 matches in his line are laid out like roman numerals.

[TevashSzat]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

'is' is not 'not', 'not' is not 'is'; 'is' is 'is', 'not' is 'not'. is 'it' 'not'?

Thats essentially the answer, except I had is it not? without any ""

[sapi]

5 came to mind.. since a third is 1/3 and a half is 1/5

Your version is logic too though :P

But a half is 1/2, isn't it, and 1/5 one fifth (.2)?

[pevergreen]

I just read that too.

[PershsNhpios]

Ahem.

If you are in an elevator travelling faster than the speed of light, holding a flashlight, and you attempt to turn it on, you will be unconscious before your thumb manages to trigger the light.

Either this or that circumstance's warped sense of gravity would cause a somewhat nightmarish, garish result.

My respect is found in Einstein's memory however.

[Moros]

I don't believe anyone gave the right awnser to the riddle of the (potential) three liars.

[pevergreen]

OP of it clarify?

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Irk says that Dirk lies, Dirk says that Kirk lies, and Kirk says that both Irk and Dirk are lying.
Who is lying?

Irk and Dirk are lying.

It sounds fairly illogical, yet Irk says that Dirk lies, Dirk says that Kirk lies and Kirk says that both Irk and Dirk are lying.

I'm not sure if this is right - I never was very good at riddles

[Moros]

Still not correct.

[Somebody Else]

Dirk is telling the truth. The others are not. Let there be cake.

[Moros]

Dirk is telling the truth. The others are not. Let there be cake.

correct.

[Moros]

Make 1000 by using only the number Eight. (you can't use 88, 888 or something only 8) You can use the following math functions:
'x' (or '.' ) , ':' (or '/' ), '+', '-' and '(' or ')'

No composed numbers, so
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
is wrong.

[drone]

Make 1000 by using only the number Eight. (you can't use 88, 888 or something only 8) You can use the following math functions:
'x' (or '.' ) , ':' (or '/' ), '+', '-' and '(' or ')'

No composed numbers, so
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
is wrong.

8 = 1000

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

8 (base 10) = 1000 (base 2)
probably not the answer you are looking for...