What game would Jezus play?

[Adrian II]

Had a good laugh with this one. Please comment and make me laugh some more.

Test the wares, my friends:

There's no passage in the bible that says, "And thou shalt lift lots of animals over your head and carry them to Jerusalem." Also, the way you lose in the Baby Moses game is by dropping Moses in the river which feels a little morbid for a game that is presumably aimed at children. Not only have you just drowned a baby, but you've doomed the Jews. Nice going, kid.

Or this one:

Winning the game requires knowledge of a bunch of obscure bible trivia, constantly completing bizarre mini games that seem to be pointless rituals of repetition, and even if you do everything you're supposed to, God can randomly take everything away from you. In other words, it's just like being a devout Christian.