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Slay them all next time, men...



Let's retry that battle to perfection. Slay every last man.



And their King goes down for the last time.



Resistance remaining: 0.000



Sometimes I just feel like perfecting my art...



That battle leaves their final city undefended, with reinforcements a day late.



Like cattle.



I join the crusade in progress.



I've got a Hummer for Humer.



Not even worthy of mention. A fitting end for an unremarkable band of idiots.

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Now witness the final destruction of the alliance... and the end of your insignificant rebellion.

No Catholics remaining. No Orthodox remaining. Now all that is left is the final extermination of the Muslim rats.



The oneness of the Riech cannot be questioned.



Another band of loyal, noble knights.



Cairo is the only province losing money. Reconstruction efforts will begin.



I DID say resistance was futile. Weren't you listening???



"I myself was once president of Algeria."

Look, pal, I don't wanna hear your life story.



The Kaiser has gone insane from the desert heat... he craves the taste of human flesh.



All of Africa bows to me.



Why won't you just DIE???



Got a present for you.

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Those Irish Kerns come in handy.

Ok, they don't really ever come in handy.



Onward to victory.



The wave of darkness sweeps the continent.



Quick deaths will follow.



Needless to say, we are number one.

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This loathsome man will be another pawn of the Kaiser.



SURPRISE FOOLS!!!



Perfect relations, after 3 excommunications in 24 turns. Killing has its rewards.



All available troops ship off to war.



Attila the Hun must die.

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Death to Smoochy.



Jalal the Malevolent has nothing on Emperor Heinrich the Batsh*t Insane.



More than a full stack of the highest quality Rebel forces imaginable. All will be crushed.



I wipe their entrails off of my boot.



I thirst for blood.



More meat... more blood...



I hunger for human flesh.



Death... death... death...



I order you to begin randomly slaying people in the most brutal and senseless fashion. I am the incarnation of evil.



With the lord's blessing, of course.

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from Ireland to Baghdad.



BUTCHER THEM!!!



Snapping necks and crushing skulls in my path.



You dare oppose me? YOU WILL DIE!!!



I am the bringer of doom and destruction.



Surrender and you will be slain anyway.



Victory is imminent!



I have but a few short battles to go.



Outnumbered two to one. WHO WILL LIVE AND WHO WILL DIE???



I want to feast on their flesh. Bring me every fresh victim and burn them alive.