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    Probably Drunk Member Reverend Joe's Avatar
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    Default Re: Damn you, real life

    Quote Originally Posted by Odin View Post
    He is a young man and will undoubtly come in contact with ruthless, unforgiving, cunning, unyeilding people like me
    That's a very honest self-assessment.
    Last edited by Reverend Joe; 06-05-2008 at 20:18.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Joe View Post
    That's a very honest self-assessment.
    I would be unable to conduct myself the way I do if I didnt have the ability to be honest about the type of person I am. Humility for all its romantic connetations, is a vital charecteristic for those who are demanding of themselves and others.
    There are few things more annoying than some idiot who has never done anything trying to say definitively how something should be done.

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    Exclamation REAL LIFE ROCKS!!!

    To provide some hope.

    Real life is amazing. I'll cover some generalities, and then I'll be specific about my own:

    General Awesomeness, in no particular order:

    Love
    Friendship
    Sex
    Beer
    The Ocean
    Trees
    Balloons
    Jets
    American Football
    Sports in general
    The smell of freshly cut grass
    The naked female body
    Food, in all its variety
    Shelter
    Warmth
    Fire
    Marshmellows
    The sense of touch
    High quality vodka
    The feeling when you achieve a challenging goal
    The sense of sight
    Mozart
    Rock and Roll
    The sound of a creek
    Butterflies
    Outerspace
    Sharks
    Color
    Thought
    Books
    Conversation
    Speculation
    Imagination
    A comfortable chair
    Lemonade on a hot day
    pools, spas
    Billiards
    Fine leather
    Computers
    THE TOTAL WAR SERIES!
    The first day you see your very own child
    The day your child crawls, walks, smiles, says "da-da", uses a spoon, etc infinitum
    The sparkle in your woman's eye when she truly loves you at that moment
    Marble flooring
    Sleep
    A comfortable bed
    clouds
    rain
    the warm sun
    cats
    dogs
    animals in general
    ants and their miniature kingdoms
    Trains
    Legos
    Art
    Great movies
    travel
    History
    James Bond
    grandparents
    electricity
    Helicopters
    Fire fighting!
    National identity

    ...and the possibilities of human acheivement...


    Personal: Why my life as a responsible adult in a free society is joyous.

    I have a home, a wife who loves me, two beautiful healthy kids, a great job, and total freedom to direct my life. On any given day, I have total control over my future. This is because I live in a country of limitless opportunity for those with imagination enough to see the opportunity, the courage to act on it, and the commitment to follow it through.

    Our fathers and grandfathers have died to give us this birthright. I am ashamed of my spoiled and weak generation that asks for everything and returns nothing. I am ashamed of my generation which demands instant gratification and has no patience for earned rewards. I am ashamed of my generation that only seeks to be served instead of serve. They seek to be lifted up, instead of lifting up others. They are lazy, selfish, and ungrateful.


    If you hate life and you look in the mirror with disgust everyday, it is your own fault. Have the courage to act and control your life.

    We are blessed with limitless opportunity to utilize our talent and craft our own destiny!


    Have a nice day.
    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

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    Default Re: Damn you, real life

    Nice list Da, but he lives in Australia now, doesn't have full citizenship, is restricted in where he can go and what he can do and the founders of the country he lives in weren't heroic freedom fighters but a bunch of british criminals.


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    Disapointed in life? Get a hobby. Become a nihilist.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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