You know you've been playing EB for a long time, when...

[The Persian Cataphract]

You know you've played EB for a too long time when you go out on the bar, find some nice chick and assume this babe-magnet pick-up line:

"Why hello there... Could you be the lucky Aphistamenos to stand in the way of my charging kontos? Tonight I can be your Grivpanvar and you can be my little skirmisher. Hubba hubba hubba." *excessively raunchy winks while shucking and jiving*

You also know when you've played too long when you ask the bartender for Milesian wine of the 2nd century vintage. "I want the grapes that once adorned the lush hills outside Miletus.". It's a stupid line for "Can you serve me your cheapest Chardonnay on the 6$ range and add some twangy spit to it?".

[Olaf The Great]

You know you've played EB for a too long time when you go out on the bar, find some nice chick and assume this babe-magnet pick-up line:

"Why hello there... Could you be the lucky Aphistamenos to stand in the way of my charging kontos? Tonight I can be your Grivpanvar and you can be my little skirmisher. Hubba hubba hubba." *excessively raunchy winks while shucking and jiving*

You also know when you've played too long when you ask the bartender for Milesian wine of the 2nd century vintage. "I want the grapes that once adorned the lush hills outside Miletus.". It's a stupid line for "Can you serve me your cheapest Chardonnay on the 6$ range and add some twangy spit to it?".

Riiight...

I remember....

Manly Pantodapoi
Chuck Norris Apeleutheroi
Corinthian Hoplites...
Loose-formation=Shield wall...
Gastiz(Old name for Hearthmen) in Roma
Missing unit-cards.
Goildilacs in Numidia.
No fog of war for Seleucia.
Seleucid civil war.
F-ed up skin for that (general?) in Thermon.
Merjoz(I want them back!)
Ethiopion Axemen(I want them baaack).
When you guys couldn't decide on a KH general.
Annoying reforms.
Old Carthage Skins.(I liked them, not as much as the new ones, but still.
Messed up Sacred band.
Roman Diadochi
Diadochi Romans.
Iberi...I mean Baktrian Bodyguards....
How Germans owned the map.