Fosters or beer?
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Fosters or beer?
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4) Queue jumping. Is it:
a) Mildly annoying.
b) Worth shedding blood over.
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Ouch... took us pseudo-Brits down a notch...Originally Posted by Bopa the Magyar
Here's another one to add to your pommy quiz list:
Q. Do you suck at cricket?
a) Yes
b) Yes
Last edited by CountArach; 06-13-2008 at 14:01.
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No, no, no....you're all wrong.
Which do you prefer.
(a) Tea.
(b) Tea.
or
(c) Tea.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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Tea with
(a) milk
(b) lemon
(c) depends
(yes guilty)
Last edited by Fragony; 06-13-2008 at 15:00.
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A simple test is to acquire a set of regulation sized goalposts, a blob of white paint, a football and a friend of a different nationality, preferably german. Set up the goals then 12 yards from the middle of the goal paint a white dot, place the football down and try to score past the keeper, if you fail miserably then you are a true englishman!
Similar tests include sports such as tennis....
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Actually, you're Dutch if you fail that test. We had a little show on our television at the last World Championships, called 'de Hollandse penalty'. Trying to fail to score a goal in several ways the dutch team did.
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Let's see if I have a good grasp of the mental perspective of an Englishman.
Wags
A) What a dog does with his tail
b) Wives and girlfriends
Reds
A) Commies
B) Scots
Tikka Masala
A) Indian
B) English
Frogs
A) yummie!
B) Bastards
Wilfred, Clive, Michael
A) first names
B) Owen
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Actually, you're Dutch if you fail that test. We had a little show on our television at the last World Championships, called 'de Hollandse penalty'. Trying to fail to score a goal in several ways the dutch team did.
Maybe our teams should get together and have a penalty shootout sometime, Im sure England would still lose though.... its in our blood...
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