Byzantine names

**Privateerkev** · 06-20-2008, 16:56

Originally Posted by Tristan de Castelreng

Monomachos : "Strength of one"

I don't think ATPG could have gotten a more perfect last name for his avatar...

**ULC** · 06-20-2008, 17:02

Actually, his name sounds like an ad for the US army...

**Privateerkev** · 06-20-2008, 17:06

Originally Posted by YourLordandConqueror

Actually, his name sounds like an add for the US army...

I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere but I still haven't woken up yet...

**Askthepizzaguy** · 06-21-2008, 03:27

Is it entirely possible that I have the greatest (7 asterisks) name ever conceived on God's Green Earth???

Now bow before your lord and master Efstratios Monomachos, The Grand Army with the Strength of One. That's right, I am the lone warrior who can beat the living rectal excretion out of Rebels, Turks, Venetians, Sicilians, Hungarians, Catholics, Muslims, Jews, heretics, and just plain guys from Montana! I don't need to command a vast and noble force, I can ride my personal bodyguard out onto the field, unsheath my massive sword, and impale your soldiers lengthwise, hacking them all to tiny bits and sneezing their remains back in your direction.

I am an army of one.

Cue the music:
Be all that you can be in the Byzantine reserve! HOW ABOUT IT?

**ULC** · 06-21-2008, 04:08

I think I'll call you Uncle Efstratios from now on

**Askthepizzaguy** · 06-21-2008, 04:23

Now, am I your actual uncle, or is this some kind of borderline thing where the experienced veteran tutors the younger man? Because I already have one of those ambiguous relationships with Tarasios.

**ULC** · 06-21-2008, 18:47

*shivers* err, I was actually trying to think along the lines of Uncle Sam...we could put up posters across the Empire. "Uncle Efstratios wants you!"...then again, I think we might get more then recruits

**Askthepizzaguy** · 06-22-2008, 00:29

If you put up signs around the Empire that read "Uncle Efstratios wants you", then I think in less than 24 hours, there will be no one left in the empire. And correction, we will get NO recruits.

**AussieGiant** · 06-22-2008, 10:49

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Now, am I your actual uncle, or is this some kind of borderline thing where the experienced veteran tutors the younger man? Because I already have one of those ambiguous relationships with Tarasios.

LMAO.