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    What to do if you notice you have just attracted a beautiful girl?
    Nothing, shes attracted to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Mwah, being too agressive doesn't help either, depends on what kind of guy you are. I am not a pick-up in a subway kinda guy it's just not part of my make-up. Had a few one-nighters but it was always me being seduced, not going for that myselve I like to have it grown a little.
    Agreed, completely. Just mean to say that not saying anything if you want to is a lost situation, whereas doing so is win/win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    If you are the kind of person that can get away with it, tell her you can move her boobs with brainpower alone. Of course you can't. Yes I can wanna bet for a drink? If she agrees grab those puppies and give them a squeeze, and buy her a drink. You won. Now I don't have the cojones for this one but a completily shameless friend of mine who is a genius with the lady's does, and it works for him.
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    Find her boyfriend and beat the tar out of him.

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    Find her boyfriend and beat the tar out of him.
    "Hey, I saw you on the bus/subway/street yesterday. I looked your name up on the human flesh search engine, found your MySpace, found your boyfriend, and I pretty much beat him up. Here's his right hand, proof of my victory. I would ask you for your telephone number, but I already found it. I know you don't have anything happening this weekend, so would you mind if I picked you up at your house? I found it on Google Earth."
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    Have you just been dumped?

    I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.

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    Thank you for your help, especially Moros and bovi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Mwah, being too agressive doesn't help either, depends on what kind of guy you are. I am not a pick-up in a subway kinda guy it's just not part of my make-up. Had a few one-nighters but it was always me being seduced, not going for that myselve I like to have it grown a little.
    In case you missed it, this is not a way of seduction, it's a way to get contact. In fact, I mostly go for the long haul myself, and at any rate you're unlikely to find an instant partner in such an unlikely situation. Pickup lines work in bars because girls too are out to get some there (and what line you use doesn't matter, as first impressions are already made before you make contact), but they are not looking for a partner in a subway carriage. I suspect this is part of the reason why approaching them yields pretty good results in the first place, it catches them off guard.

    Edit: By the way, I should add that this is outdated information. I haven't been pursuing anyone for more than 4 years, due to my longterm relationship with my current GF, who was not found in a subway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bovi View Post
    In case you missed it,

    Wasn't meant as an attack in any way
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    Flash her.*

    Come on, she's going to want to inspect the goods, isn't she?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshal Murat View Post
    "Hey, I saw you on the bus/subway/street yesterday. I looked your name up on the human flesh search engine, found your MySpace, found your boyfriend, and I pretty much beat him up. Here's his right hand, proof of my victory. I would ask you for your telephone number, but I already found it. I know you don't have anything happening this weekend, so would you mind if I picked you up at your house? I found it on Google Earth."
    That's great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshal Murat View Post
    "Hey, I saw you on the bus/subway/street yesterday. I looked your name up on the human flesh search engine, found your MySpace, found your boyfriend, and I pretty much beat him up. Here's his right hand, proof of my victory. I would ask you for your telephone number, but I already found it. I know you don't have anything happening this weekend, so would you mind if I picked you up at your house? I found it on Google Earth."
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    I seriously want to try out what Marshal Murat said. I wonder if I'm going to have any YESses.
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    Edyz, two key things that you need.
    1 - You need to figure out her schedule to ensure that you can deploy your pick-up line.
    2 - You should find out her name, and that's easily found out by following her, and finding her address. Look at her mail or use google.

    Now, I would suggest that you buy a trenchcoat, a fedora, and carry around a pack of cigs, just to give the impression that you fit in.
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    Re: Pursuit of happiness
    Have you just been dumped?

    I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.

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    go up and ask her, "excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" Then pause for a second, wait for her answer (probalby something like i don't know), then say "Enough to break the ice" and then introduce yourself. 60% of the time it works everytime.

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    I've heard a variation on that theme. Ask the bartender for an ice cube, then go to the girl and smash it on the counter. "Now that we've broken the ice, what's your name?"

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    First, don't think too much, just be yourself, and then do whatever you do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmacq View Post
    First, don't think too much, just be yourself, and then do whatever you do.

    And if that doesn't work, I guess it's bound to screw up sooner or later anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
    Breaking the ice is the hardest part
    Yep. I was out this evening, and there was the prettiest barmaid, but I couldn't build up the confidence to talk to her. Ah, the shame.
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    What helped me a lot was just making friends. Those friends have friends too. And they could be pretty. The more contacts you have, the bigger the chance is that you'll meet someone very nice. That's how I picked up my latest girlfriend.

    Also, don't be shy. Just walk up to her and start talking. As said before, it could be any subject. Don't be too shy, but also don't be too arrogant. BEST WISHES COMRADE!

    ...if talking doesn't work, beat her over the head with a club and drag her along to your cave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hax View Post
    What helped me a lot was just making friends. Those friends have friends too. And they could be pretty. The more contacts you have, the bigger the chance is that you'll meet someone very nice. That's how I picked up my latest girlfriend.

    Also, don't be shy. Just walk up to her and start talking. As said before, it could be any subject. Don't be too shy, but also don't be too arrogant. BEST WISHES COMRADE!
    The old I'm only talking to you to get to your hawt friend tactic.

    Unfortunately some of us are alot more reserved, like me! Even after a numerous beers, Jagerbombs, and shots of all varieties.
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    Handsome fella such as yourselve? Should be making miles by the minute

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    The old I'm only talking to you to get to your hawt friend tactic.
    You got it!
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