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    Sen Edwards should thank his lucky stars he's not a Republican...
    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/upda...elebrity/65209
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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,391426,00.html

    I seem to remember when Sen Craig got busted for being a pickle puffer the media went absolutely nuts, along with the usual suspects in our little watering hole.

    Edwards has a wife dying of cancer right now and he's off spreading his genes to some spunk dumpster out in LA. Where's the outrage, oh I fotgot, he's a democrat and the media is too busy trying to get their Messiah elected. Waiting for Lemur and Tribsey to sweep in for the rescue...
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    He he heh. He said "spunk dumpster."

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    Man on man bum sex apparently warrants more attention.
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    Where's the media?

    Well, the LA Times has ordered its bloggers not to talk about it:
    http://www.slate.com/id/2195914/#latedict

    Gee, now why would anyone think the media is biased?

    I always knew Edwards was a sleazebag - imagine, this fellow could have been VP of the USA.

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    Who cares about what politicians do in their personal lives anyway?

    This is gossip, plain and simple.
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    I'm having sincere difficulties seeing what's the big ruckus, frankly. "Senior politicians sleep around too." Wow, how novel.

    But then again I'm not a reporter with news pages to fill. Or a prudish, partisan American...
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    If a man can't govern himself, how is he fit to govern others?

    Plus, of course, there's the disgusting lack of morals - his wife is dying of cancer and he carries on an affair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit View Post
    If a man can't govern himself, how is he fit to govern others?
    Vous must be kidding me. Nevermind now deliberately forgetting what leaders throughout history have generally been like irrespective of their achievements.
    "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Watchman View Post
    Vous must be kidding me. Nevermind now deliberately forgetting what leaders throughout history have generally been like irrespective of their achievements.
    What's the point of getting power if you don't use it to get laid anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Watchman View Post
    Vous must be kidding me. Nevermind now deliberately forgetting what leaders throughout history have generally been like irrespective of their achievements.
    They didn't flaunt it in public either, because they knew that their subjects wouldn't approve.

    Nowadays we're better equiped to scrutinize our politicians, and our standards have gotten higher besides.

    Personally I used to think that a politician's private life is just that, private. I don't think that newspapers ought to sift through their laundry to find out every detail, but if it comes out - so be it. Don't tell me you wouldn't think less of somebody in your own life if you happen to find out that he's cheating on his dying wife.

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    I'll just point out the the exact same situation happened not too long ago, with a Republican, and it received an equal level of non-coverage from the news media. It never got much past an AP item.

    In fact, Newt Gingrich did one better by serving his dying wife with divorce papers while he was off dumping his spunk into a choir girl twenty years his junior. And all of this while leading the charge to impeach a sitting President for lying about sex. The layers of hypocrisy peel back like an onion ...

    Anyway, I think the reason there was limited coverage of Gingrich is the same reason there's limited coverage of Edwards -- neither is serving in government right now. An ex-politician gets frisky? Yawn. Whereas Larry Craig was (and is) a serving Senator. And Larry Craig is a never-ending fountain of humor goodness: Not only does he want to drill all of America, he's tired of being yanked around by the nozzle.

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    (From Crazed Rabbit's article in Slate: "That said, Edwards is no longer an elected official and is not running for any office now. Don't expect wall-to-wall coverage.")
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    Off topic, a little, but Lemur I've got an idea. I want to market T-shirts with the words "Spunk Dumpster" put on it. Do you think I'd make some money? Its catchy don't you think?
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    Better yet, make sweatpants with "spunk dumpster" on the bottom. It will be the new "juicy."

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    ANd for the guys, "I want you to be my Spunk Dumpster"...
    The new "Juicy"!!! You're the best Lemur. This will be my greatest venture since "Child Molestor Sensitivity Training" at the local Boy Scout den.
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    Capitalism's a bitch.
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    After seeing the title & author I rushed in here with a packet of saltines, spoon & bowl...figuring to get mine before the deletion...Dave never dissapoints...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenring View Post
    ...and our standards have gotten higher besides.

    You've no idea what you're talking about right ?
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    Where's the outrage, oh I fotgot, he's a democrat
    Where is the outrage ?
    He is seeing some woman who isn't his wife , big deal hold the front page .

    I seem to remember when Sen Craig got busted for being a pickle puffer the media went absolutely nuts, along with the usual suspects in our little watering hole.
    Errrr ...some bloke who long denied being a poof and stood 4 square in denial at all earlier allegations of drugs and gay sex gets arrested for doing a George Michael . Now thats a story for the media isn't it , it has bugger all to do with what party he belongs to .

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    Does it make me cynical that I find the fact that there are actually t-shirts that say "spunk dumpster" more surprising than a politician having an affair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenring View Post
    They didn't flaunt it in public either, because they knew that their subjects wouldn't approve.

    Nowadays we're better equiped to scrutinize our politicians, and our standards have gotten higher besides.

    Personally I used to think that a politician's private life is just that, private. I don't think that newspapers ought to sift through their laundry to find out every detail, but if it comes out - so be it. Don't tell me you wouldn't think less of somebody in your own life if you happen to find out that he's cheating on his dying wife.

    Nope definately wouldnt say our standards have gotten higher. In fact I'd say they've decreased quite substantially. Becuase of all this wonderful media coverage any person who's lived half a decent life is ran off becuase they don't want their skeletons to tear them apart. Isntead of having good, or even half decent canidates we end up slimy passive aggressive spineless politico's who've lived a life of self denial in hopes of gaining political success. The "scrutiny" has ran off great men like Collen Powell from running, and Condoliza Rice wont even go on as a vp. No our standards have gotten creapy and worse, well thats puting it lightly, they've gone down the s****r and blocked up fermenting in sewer's. We have no standards anymore.
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    Default Re: Edwards love chile and mistress...where's the media?

    Actually, I've heard some suggestions that he could get the Veep nod from Obama as well. Edwards has a pretty good rep with the blue-collar votes that are seen as Obama's only real weakness.

    So does this harm his chances or enhance them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh View Post

    So does this harm his chances or enhance them?
    For a democrat, I would say this man is padding his resume. I mean, in demo circles this guy will be a saint when it finally breaks on the mainstream. Fathering another child with another woman while his wife is being eaten away with cancer? This guy should be the democrat nominee, not Osama Bin Obama Messiah.
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    Anyway, I think the reason there was limited coverage of Gingrich is the same reason there's limited coverage of Edwards -- neither is serving in government right now. An ex-politician gets frisky? Yawn.
    But Edwards was a prime Dem Pres contender and was (is?, as Seamus asks) being highly considered for Veep position with Obama. He was in direct running for nomination when the story of this first broke, I believe.

    Gingrich has been known of for years so an admission isn't super big news.

    And did any news source forbid staffers to talk about Gingrich before his admission?

    Funny to see all the lefties shrug it off as "everyone does it..."

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    "In that case you can supply the wine and I supply the perspective."
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    It's common enough sort of thing I don't really get what the big deal is supposed to be. Although my guess is the main thing is he's a Dem and the Rep crowd wants to air their silly persecution complex...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave View Post
    For a democrat, I would say this man is padding his resume. I mean, in demo circles this guy will be a saint when it finally breaks on the mainstream. Fathering another child with another woman while his wife is being eaten away with cancer? This guy should be the democrat nominee, not Osama Bin Obama Messiah.
    How is it not already in the mainstream? It's all over the late night comedy shows.


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    Quote Originally Posted by discovery1 View Post
    How is it not already in the mainstream? It's all over the late night comedy shows.
    DIsco, do yourself a favor, and do not interfere with their outrage. Just step back and let it happen.

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    The more and more I think about it. Bill Clinton had it right after all. This new generation of sex scandalized politicians could learn a thing or two from old promiscuous Bill. If you only get your cigar smoked, your alright. Lesson of the day for Edwards, stop at the smoking don't go on to the spunk dumpster diving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by discovery1 View Post
    How is it not already in the mainstream? It's all over the late night comedy shows.
    Sadly, I am not able to watch those, do to my early morning work schedule. Alas, cruel world.

    Good to hear Edwards is getting some humiliation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    DIsco, do yourself a favor, and do not interfere with their outrage. Just step back and let it happen.
    I think he was being serious, Lemur.

    I don't watch late night shows like those... because they generally suck. But it's good to hear it's being covered somewhere.
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