Keep your shields, you cowards!

**The Celtic Viking** · 08-11-2008, 10:23

Originally Posted by Methuselah

Shields are a sign of cowardice.

No, the lack of a shield is a sign of cowardice. What do you think is the first equipment to be ditched by routers?

**Olaf The Great** · 08-11-2008, 10:50

Originally Posted by The Celtic Viking

No, the lack of a shield is a sign of cowardice. What do you think is the first equipment to be ditched by routers?

Pants?

**Che Roriniho** · 08-11-2008, 10:57

Originally Posted by The Celtic Viking

No, the lack of a shield is a sign of cowardice. What do you think is the first equipment to be ditched by routers?

The contents of their bowels and bladder?

*hmmmm... bladder and bowels... sounds like a 70's english folk band...*

**The Celtic Viking** · 08-11-2008, 12:18

Originally Posted by Olaf The Great

Pants?

No, you've got it ass backwards. You're caught with your pants down, so logically you pull them up when you run.

Originally Posted by Che Roniniho

The contents of their bowels and bladder?

*hmmmm... bladder and bowels... sounds like a 70's english folk band...*

No, silly! By the time you run away, your bladder and bowels have already been emptied. Try again!

**Dutchhoplite** · 08-11-2008, 16:19

I like these ones:

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