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    Quote Originally Posted by Somebody Else View Post
    It's the testosterone that does it.
    In the men and the women...
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    King, wait, strike that... GOD of the one liners has spoken. I bow to your greatness Greg!!!
    RIP Tosa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi View Post
    In the men and the women...
    I wonder if the extra testosterone makes new fruits grow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi View Post
    In the men and the women...
    Testosterone makes people more competetive. Apparently. Something's gotta be giving those girls the extra drive.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    And if they don't already have a load of testosterone in them, seems they soon will...
    Don't have any aspirations - they're doomed to fail.

    Rumours...

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    I got it! The real reason the Chinese authorities threw Gary Glitter out of Hong Kong was because he was too close to the winning gymnasts for comfort.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache View Post
    I got it! The real reason the Chinese authorities threw Gary Glitter out of Hong Kong was because he was too close to the winning gymnasts for comfort.
    Brilliant tie-in IA! I'm in awe.
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    Perhaps these people are mating to create a master race of super athletes?!
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    damn, it's time i quit smoking and got back to swimming!

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    Who needs Diplomacy when you can have international sex parties?




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