Mini Simpsons Mafia (Game Thread) [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sarathos, Lord Winter, Motep, Fenring- Beefy187 (4 votes)
Craterus, Elite Ferret- Tratorix (2 votes)
Ibn-Khaldun- Elite Ferret (1 vote)
Beefy187- Fenring (1 vote)
El Diablo- Ibn-Khaldun (1 vote)
Quintus JC- Motep (1 vote)
Warmaster Horus-
Tratorix-



My, my, Beefy.... aren't you the popular one!

[Beefy187]

I know everyone just loves me dont they

Cant you see by lynching me... me who cant get lynched your wasting your important day phase where you can go after the actual mafia?

Besides how do you kill a mafia if they cant get lynched? Isnt getting lynched a more likely townie role?

You may keep lynching me many times as you want, lemme tell you your just wasting time since ill be back by next episode

[Askthepizzaguy]

Loyal townies never fear being lynched...

[Beefy187]

I dont fear being lynched. I only fear townies losing because of lynching me pointlessly. Seriously you cant kill me..

[Askthepizzaguy]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

I was about to point out how suspicious the smiley makes you look, but then I realized I'm supposed to be neutral in all of this.

Dang, I hope I get to join a mafia game soon. I'm getting far too involved in this one!

[Quintus.JC]

I really think people are wasting their votes on Han Moleman. Seriously, could he be the mafia? I think not, and also the way he survived the lynched could be easily explained, we don't need him dead... and even if we lynch him he always returns in the next episode perfectly fine.

Much of the humour associated with Hans has involved him cheating death innumerable times, usually highly improbably. He survived his car blowing up, catching on fire due to the powerful magnifying effect of his glasses, Montgomery Burns drilling into his brain, capital punishment (in a local jail) after Homer eats his last meal, being buried alive, and being engulfed by the "anti-escape bubble (orb)" that was attempting to catch Marge. Many times people will totally disregard him, usually leading to something like death, or simply imprisonment, but since he appears, even after "dying", those later appearances could indicate he survived. He has also had several accidents where he was not severely injured.

[Warmaster Horus]

Agree. Besides, if the mafia could avoid death, it would be impossible to win.

Vote:Tratorix
If I read ATPG's tally right, you haven't voted yet

[Kralizec]

Lynching beefy twice would be memorable, but I suppose you're right.

Vote: Tratorix

As good as any I suppose, and you haven't posted in a while yet. Show yourself. Revealing might also help your case.

[Quintus.JC]

As good as any I suppose, and you haven't posted in a while yet. Show yourself. Revealing might also help your case.

Who exactly are you Fenring?

[Ferret]

unvote:fenring, vote: Beefy

3rd on the bandwagon! I wont change my vote because I hate that "rule"

And yeah ATPG, you are the most active host (postcount wise) I've ever seen

[Quintus.JC]

And yeah ATPG, you are the most active host (postcount wise) I've ever seen

If you didn't know he was the host then you'd think he was actually playing, Askthepizzaguy does have a character after all. Could Kent Brookmen be the serial killer just to get good stories on the channel? Maybe we should lynch that annoying news reporter.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

That is a good idea!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Craterus, Elite Ferret, Warmaster Horus, Fenring- Tratorix (4 votes)
Sarathos, Lord Winter, Motep,- Beefy187 (3 votes)
Ibn-Khaldun- Elite Ferret (1 vote)
Beefy187- Fenring (1 vote)
El Diablo- Ibn-Khaldun (1 vote)
Quintus JC- Motep (1 vote)
Tratorix-

_________________________

I think that's the official post count. It would be nice if someone verified this stuff for me, because I just woke up.

Do you have anything to say for yourself, Tratorix? Remember, if you tie, both get lynched.

[Tratorix]

Vote: Beefy

Why do I always get bandwagoned for such pointless reasons?

[Quintus.JC]

Vote: Beefy

Why do I always get bandwagoned for such pointless reasons?

Helps if you tell us what is your role.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Now..When do we see another update??

[Ferret]

Yeah this has been a very long day phase...

[Lord Winter]

Unvote: Beefy
vote: Sarathos

Beefy's defense has satisfied me for now. However Sarathos seems to be laying low. His one vote was made in jest. Classic I'll do enough just to not get WoG'ed lurker.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Craterus, Elite Ferret, Warmaster Horus, Fenring- Tratorix (4 votes)
Sarathos, Motep, Tratorix- Beefy187 (3 votes)
Ibn-Khaldun- Elite Ferret (1 vote)
Beefy187- Fenring (1 vote)
El Diablo- Ibn-Khaldun (1 vote)
Quintus JC- Motep (1 vote)
Lord Winter- Sarathos (1 vote)

I think someone needs to come clean.

I could hold the vote now, but I'm going to see if anyone wants to change their minds.

[El Diablo]

Okay okay okay... I...was... the 3rd gunman on the grassy... oh wait that's not the "coming clean" you on about.

..nevermind...

..nothing to see here.

Please tell ATPG what exactly is the coming clean all about?

*err. err.. dang it* was OOC...

[Askthepizzaguy]

You'll see.

:whistles innocently:

[Quintus.JC]

Lets's end this Unvote: Motep Vote Beefy

If everything is according to Beefy says then he will survive the lynch, but Tratorix won't. So we won't we have wasted the votes plus it will confirm of Beefy's innocence since no Mafia host would be silly enough to let the Mafia have the ability to survive lynch more than once.

Tally:
Beefy 4
Tratorix 4
everybody else

[Ferret]

You clearly don't know ATPG

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh boy...

Craterus, Elite Ferret, Warmaster Horus, Fenring- Tratorix (4 votes)
Sarathos, Motep, Quintus JC, Tratorix- Beefy187 (4 votes)
Ibn-Khaldun- Elite Ferret (1 vote)
Beefy187- Fenring (1 vote)
El Diablo- Ibn-Khaldun (1 vote)
Lord Winter- Sarathos (1 vote)

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Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

"This is Kent Brockman with a breaking news report.

The serial killer remains at large, and the town is growing restless. As with the night before, they are out with pitchforks and torches set aflame, and this time they are also carrying large foam fingers and boxes of Cracker Jack. The occasional violent mob lynching is Springfield's very own spectator sport.

This time there appears to be two victims, I can see distinctly two nooses hanging from the Route 401 overpass. Let's take a closer look."

Chief Wiggum:
"I'll have you all arrested! Vigilante justice never solved anything... except, you know, that one time."

Hans Moleman:
"Excuse me? I'm trying to take my afternoon nap.... hello? Why am I being murdered again? Ohh... I need my asthma medication... this isn't looking good."

Brockman:
"It appears the mob has finally caught Hans Moleman, again. He's the sinister suspect from yesterday's lynching. But this time, Police Chief Clancy Wiggum is going to be lynched as well."

Wiggum:
"You ungrateful, violent mob. How am I supposed to investigate the murders now? Don't you put that noose around my neck, that's a felony and I'll have you arrested. Ok that is enough. Book them all, Lou!"

Lou:
"Sorry, Chief."

Brockman:
"And now they are removing the supports... once again, we are about to witness the brutality of mob justice. Wiggum and Moleman are hanging by their necks. Wait! Wiggum appears to be too heavy... yes, his rope has snapped. He's free!"

Wiggum:
"Ha ha! So long, suckers!"

Brockman:
"And Wiggum is promptly hit by a marshmallow truck."

Wiggum:
"I'm still ok... just a little dazed."

Brockman:
"And along comes another truck, this time loaded with pillows."

Wiggum:
"Ok, this time I feel a little nauseated. I need to go to the hospital:

Brockman:
"And along comes a truck loaded with TNT, gasoline, napalm, matches, and a man holding a lit cigarrette."

Wiggum:
"Ha ha! Missed me!"

Brockman:
"And a freight train filled with gummy bears is inexplicably on the highway, and it has just run over Clancy Wiggum."

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Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Moe the Bartender is watching the events unfold on his 12 inch, black and white Sorny Television.

"Well, at the very least, there won't be any more corruption on the police force."

Fat Tony is sitting at the bar.

"Yes, it's about time someone got rid of all the police officers who were on the payroll of an organized criminal syndicate. I believe I will have an alcoholic beverage to celebrate."

Suddenly, the lights go out.

Moe:
"Oh, boy... looks like I forgot to pay the electric bill again..."

The lights come back on.

Moe:
"Maybe just a power outage."

Fat Tony is sitting in the chair, but he is stone dead. His eyes are in is martini glass, where the olives should be.

Moe:
"That's gotta hurt."

_______________________________

And so, Wiggum (Tratorix) was lynched, and Fat Tony (Lord Winter) was murdered.

Hans Moleman:
"Hello? Can someone get me down from here?"

And of course, Hans Moleman is still alive, you heartless pricks.



Still alive:

Quintus JC
Elite Ferret
Sarathos
Motep
Warmaster Horus
Fenring- survived one assassination attempt.
Ibn-Khaldun
Craterus
El Diablo
Beefy 187- survived two lynches.

Dead:

Lord Winter- assassinated
Tratorix- lynched

Start day three.

[Craterus]

Oh, WTH?!

vote: Beefy

[Ferret]

Which player was killed? And it looks like Beefy actually died this time, and if he did we are wasting votes on him, ATPG wouldn't have made an unlynchable mafia, that would make it impossible for the town to win.

[Craterus]

Which player was killed? And it looks like Beefy actually died this time, and if he did we are wasting votes on him, ATPG wouldn't have made an unlynchable mafia, that would make it impossible for the town to win.

Lord Winter was killed.

[Quintus.JC]

Which player was killed? And it looks like Beefy actually died this time, and if he did we are wasting votes on him, ATPG wouldn't have made an unlynchable mafia, that would make it impossible for the town to win.

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You clearly don't know ATPG

Getting to a more serious matter, Beefy is clearly innocent. Although lynching Hans Moleman every round sure is fun.

[Motep]

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Getting to a more serious matter, Beefy is clearly innocent. Although lynching Hans Moleman every round sure is fun.

Why not do that?

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Vote: Elite Ferret