What? Irony? Me? Never!
And I hear the Germans make excellent red wine. I'd try one of those.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
The best is to get a car, and drive straight from wine mansion to mansion once a year. Then try all the wines, and if you like any, buy 12 or 24 bottles at rock bottom prices to take home with you. Then move on to the next.Then a few months later, you'll discover the bastard sold you 24 bottles of horse piss because he knows you're not from around thereIt will set you up for a whole year.
And come on, Dave, darling. You've become such a bore ever since you were elevated to senior membership. What's with the strings?![]()
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