Futurama Drama Mafiama [Concluded]

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Starting LURKE-, er, STANDBY MODE.

[woad&fangs]

Scruffy agrees with the vote of Scruffy.

[Paradox]

Vote: Evil Santa (Aries777)

It's not Christmas.

[shlin28]

MAKAIKHAAN MUST BE THE INFILTRATOR! HIS INACTIVITY PROVES IT!

...

Unvote: Makaikhaan

Vote: Eliteferret

So you want to kill all robots eh? *Prepares my bending arm for some serious bending*

[Thermal]

unvote:fenring
vote: Elite Ferret

EF is yet another confirmed naughty, he called me evil! *sobs*

now die!!!
yes you chuppy ferret the only present ill be throwing at you this year is a rock infested snowball! and hope it hurts!
you naughty naughty naughty ;) ferret

[Ferret]

unvote:fenring
vote: Elite Ferret

EF is yet another confirmed naughty, he called me evil! *sobs*

Well spluh, you are evil. And you didn't bold your votes you silly robot.

[Lord Winter]

Vote: Shilin

All caps = bad

:)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Aries777777.................... Elite Ferret
Shlin28........................... Elite Ferret
Elite Ferret...................... Aries777777
Chaotix27.........................Shlin28
Lord Winter.......................Shlin28
Beefy187 .........................Aries777777
El Diablo .........................Omanes Alexandrapolites
SwedishFish......................Fahad I
Fahad I ..........................Aries777777
Omanes Alexandrapolites.....No Vote Yet
Quintus.JC........................Makaikhaan
Fenring............................Quintus.JC
Makaikhaan......................Quintus.JC
Pevergreen.......................Elite Ferret
Glyphz/Woad&Fangs...........SwedishFish

Player..............................vote


Total votes

Elite Ferret (3)
Aries777777 (3)
Shlin28 (2)
Quintus.JC (2)
Omanes Alexandrapolites (1)
Fahad I (1)
Makaikhaan (1)


Well some people should change their votes to avoid a double lynch of a townie the first night. That's definitley not in town's best interest.

Omanes has the tiebreaking vote. Hurry up and vote, Omanes.

:tick tock:

[pevergreen]

One on claw, EF, on the other Aries.

Why my uncle Harold would say "..."

Unvote: EF, Vote: Aries

[Askthepizzaguy]

Elite Ferret (2)
Aries777777 (4)
Shlin28 (2)
Quintus.JC (2)
Omanes Alexandrapolites (1)
Fahad I (1)
Makaikhaan (1)

After roughly 80 hours of Day One, I need to move the game along.

Begin night phase. Everyone with a skill/activity which requires sending me an email, please do so. I'll give you 24 hours or more to use your actions.

Night One

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day One:

Locked inside the maximum-security cargo hold of the DOOP headquarters, there exists a menace. Contained here since his last X-mas raid against the citizens of Earth, the Neptunian robot's CPU has been working overtime, calculating a list of all those who are deemed naughty or nice. Thusfar, only Zoidberg has managed to make this robot's "nice" list. Everyone else has been targeted for destruction and punishment. Robot Santa was in the process of charging his power cells in preparation for another night of slaying and firing missiles from his toe, when suddenly the duranium doors slid open and the transphasic force field was deactivated.

There stood Professor Hubert Farnsworth and Doctor John Zoidberg. Robot Santa eyed both of them, and just as he was about to fire plasma beams, he suddenly disengaged.

"Zoidberg!" exclaimed Robot Santa in greeting. His terrifying scowl softened and he returned to "nice Santa" mode.

Zoidberg: "Ro-but Santa, it's nice to see you. Did you get my X-mas wish list?"

Santa: "Yes, my hard-shelled friend. I understand you wanted Earth to repel the attack by the Omicronians. Unfortunately Santa has been a little tied up, because some very naughty humanoids trapped me in here. I'm afraid I can't help you find the Omicronian agent."

Professor Farnsworth: "Santa, I presume you know why were are here?"

Robot Santa: "The vote was held today, and the naughty ones have decided to terminate Santa. They are going to be getting a lot of coal in their stocking this year."

Zoidberg: "True, true... but! What would X-mas be without Ro-but Santa? You're not going to be harmed, my friend. We're just going to be deactivated until the agent is caught."

Robot Santa: "So... you're not going to kill Santa?"

Professor Farnsworth: "Oh heavens, no! When this crisis is over, they fully intend to free everyone who has been incapacitated by the DOOP committee vote. If you'll allow me, I'm just going to remove your positronic brain's autonomy mechanism temporarily. You'll get it back!"

Robot Santa: "If it must be done, then so be it. I just have one last request."

Zoidberg: "You name it."

Robot Santa: "Robot Santa wishes to continue his quest to rid the world of naughtiness. Find the Omicronian agent, and send him down here to me for his punishment."

Farnsworth: "It will be done. Robot Santa, deactivate all weapons systems and disarm security protocols. Disengage autonomy mechanism, and activate screen saver; Flying Toasters."

Robot Santa's red poofball hat opens up to reveal his main processor, and the autonomy assembly extracts itself from the drive. Robot Santa is now in hibernation mode.

Zoidberg: "Do you think this is right professor? Robot Santa may have been a mass-murdering, psychotic destroyer of worlds, but he seemed fully committed to the fight against the Omicronians."

Farnsworth: "I agree, Doctor Zoidberg. Robot Santa wanted nothing more than to judge us all with his damaged morality circuits, and then systematically destroy every living being who did not live up to his outrageously high moral standards, but no more so than any major organized religion. I frankly don't see the harm in leaving him activated, but the DOOP council members have spoken."

Zoidberg: "Justice through democracy? What a strange concept. On my home planet, justice as you call it did not exist. We simply accepted the harsh and unforgiving rule of anyone who had a larger and more pronounced dorsal fin. It served our society well for over 17 billion generations."

Farnsworth: "That may be so, Doctor Zoidberg, but Earth is one of the few planets in the cosmos to try democracy as a form of government. Either we give it a try, or we surrender to the conquerors at our doorstep."

Zoidberg: "I assume you mean the Omicronians?"

Farnsworth: "The wha? What Omicronians? And what is Robot Santa doing here?"

Zoidberg and Farnsworth leave the cargo hold, and secure the doors. Robot Santa is left inactive, in the dark... hopefully, the DOOP council chose wisely to deactivate him, or there will be an assassination tonight.

In memoriam, Robot Santa.

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Player list:

Still Active:

Shlin28
Elite Ferret
Chaotix27
Lord Winter
Beefy187
El Diablo
Askthepizzaguy
Fahad I
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Quintus.JC
Fenring
Makaikhaan
Pevergreen
Woad&Fangs

Inactive:

Aries777777 Deactivated by DOOP, Day One.

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Sorry I didn't vote guys. Have been a little tied up lately

[Thermal]

the dead can still post right? robot santa isnt dead yet, you naughty gits will all be blasted into oblivion before long! so much for reverse psychology, guess i should lurk in future games...

[seireikhaan]

What a sad day for robot-kind...




Oh well. I'm still alive! I'M THE GREATEST! WOOHOO!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sorry I didn't vote guys. Have been a little tied up lately

You are forgiven. I checked, you were totally inactive since you joined, which means you weren't lurking or ignoring this game. As such, there will be no Wrath of Hypnotoad.

I hate to use that option, so just be sure, if you're going to be inactive for any period, you PM me so I can sub for your character, ok?

the dead can still post right? robot santa isnt dead yet, you naughty gits will all be blasted into oblivion before long! so much for reverse psychology, guess i should lurk in future games...

I've noticed town doesn't tend to lynch lurkers, for whatever reason. It might be a good strategy! I hate to say that, because it ruins the game.

What a sad day for robot-kind...

Oh well. I'm still alive! I'M THE GREATEST! WOOHOO!

Don't hold your breath, tin can.



Reminder: I need actions from all those with actions, please.

[KarlXII]

Back,

[Askthepizzaguy]

I believe I have all the night actions from people. I should be able to do the write-ups soon and get the game moving to Day Two.

No objections?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night one:


Bender stood in pitch black darkness, guarding the unfinished Freem Cannon in the Anterior Astronomical Annex of DOOP headquarters. His robotic eyes were set to infrared scan mode, checking the hallway for any signs of activity. Humanity's hope lay upon the powerful weapon.

Bender saw nothing, but heard a metallic scraping noise.

"Halt! Who goes there! Show yourself, scumbag! Hands up, I have you completely surrounded on one side! Who's there, anyway?"

The infrared scan revealed no traces of heat. Bender switched to wide electromagnetic scan mode. On both sides of him, he saw a powerful buildup of electric activity.

Bender: "Aha! Got you, slimeball! Prepare to be Bender-ified!"

But it was too late. The large electromagnets became active, and slammed into Bender. The magnetic waves coarsed through Bender's metal body, and began to scramble his circuits. His speech centers shut down and he began singing folk songs.

"Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care! Jimmy Crack Corn and Bender don't care!!! ASDGHFDKJKJJKSJKJHJHBBBBBVV...one one zero zero one zero one one one zero zero zero one one one zero one zero zero one zero one.... two."

The Omicron agent revealed himself to Bender as his cognitive functions broke down.

Bender, in surprise: "zero one zero one zero one...."

But Bender fell to the ground... and his memory was erased by the magnetic radiation. His shiny metal "buns" was found the next morning, with bite marks engraved in it.

Rest in Pieces, my robotic friend. In memoriam, Bender Bending Rodriguez.

_________________________

Meanwhile, the vigilante observed the entire event on a security monitor, hoping to see the identity of Bender's attacker. However, because there was not enough information, the vigilante chose to leave all the suspects alive tonight.

_________________________

The investigator completed all actions against the target, and was able to determine the identity and alignment of one of the suspects.

DOOP's future seemed uncertain, but they were making progress....


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Still Active-

Shlin28
Elite Ferret
Chaotix27
Lord Winter
Beefy187
El Diablo
SwedishFish
Fahad I
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Quintus.JC
Fenring
Pevergreen
Woad&Fangs

Inactive

Aries777777- Deactivated by DOOP, Day One
Makaikhaan- Destroyed by electromagnet (Omicron Agent), Night One

Begin Day Two

[KarlXII]

Vote:Pevergreen

If anyone here would bite a shiny metal [vulgarity removed], we know who.

[Lord Winter]

Vote: El Diablo

Because I have no one else to go by.

[seireikhaan]

Someone's pending for a bending...

[woad&fangs]

MAKAIKHAAN MUST BE THE INFILTRATOR! HIS INACTIVITY PROVES IT!

...

Unvote: Makaikhaan

Vote: Eliteferret

So you want to kill all robots eh? *Prepares my bending arm for some serious bending*

I believe that Scruffy has caught you in a lie

Shlin28

[woad&fangs]

That was supposed to say vote: Shlin28

This has been a message from scruffy....the janitor

[Lord Winter]

Unvote: El Diablo
Vote: Shilin

Response?

[pevergreen]

(OOC: waiting for a pm back from ATPG...)

I did not bite him, friends believe me! A gerbil tricked me!

[Paradox]

Vote:Shlin

Braavo for pointing that out, Scruffy.

[Beefy187]

Vote:Shlin

Ibelieveyouhaterobots

[Askthepizzaguy]

Just so you know, there is a Flexo in the game. Flexo has basically the same abilities as Bender. You can all bandwagon him if you want, but you may want to come up with better reasons.

This has been an impartial message from your glorious host, the all-knowing, all controlling Hypnotoad.
Those of you who did not get your PMs last night... my apologies but my girlfriend had me a bit tied up, errrr distracted.



And I forgot to put up a picture of Bender and give my farewell PM to Makaikhaan.

[Quintus.JC]

So everyone is ganging up on the alien... what a bandwaggon.

Vote: Lord Winter

The human has to die!

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

I'm confused (), but I've never watched an episode of Futurama in my life, so I probably have an excuse.

Anyhow:

Vote: Fahad I

Third on the shlin bandwagon (a bandwagon for which I can see no reason for).