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    Default Re: Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal

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    Dear RWRN,

    Why do Conservatives hate Chai Latte?

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    A not-so-concerned citizen.
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    Default Re: Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal

    Quote Originally Posted by CountArach View Post
    Dear RWRN,

    Why do Conservatives hate Chai Latte?

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    A not-so-concerned citizen.
    Dear unconcerned:

    American conservatives drink coffee. Chai is a drink for Euroweenies and Orientals. I mean, come on, STEAMED MILK!!! That's something your mommy gives her 4-year old to put her to sleep on Christmas Eve. After that, its only for the fruits, nuts and other fairies.
    "The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman

    "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken

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    Dear RWRN

    As I was walking down the ramp to the airplane to take a flight from Kansas City to Denver, I notices that I had to sit next to a cute coed that was young enough to be my daughter.

    Now what would a true neaderthal do in a case like this.

    Should I leave my wife for the coed, or should I just take another woman into my cave?

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    Thinking of being a bigimist like by older brother
    O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean

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    Default Re: Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal

    Quote Originally Posted by Redleg View Post
    Dear RWRN

    As I was walking down the ramp to the airplane to take a flight from Kansas City to Denver, I notices that I had to sit next to a cute coed that was young enough to be my daughter.

    Now what would a true neaderthal do in a case like this.

    Should I leave my wife for the coed, or should I just take another woman into my cave?

    Signed

    Thinking of being a bigimist like by older brother
    Dear Mr. Byg:

    The more religious of our conservative brethren would tell you to take another flight.

    I'll just remind you of the real meaning of marriage: property. Don't let your interest in the other half of the species threaten your specie, dear fellow. Keep enough blood in your head to control your head.

    Besides, a proper trophy bride requires a lot of training. You already know the cost of re-training staff. It's not a decision to be made on the "fly."
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    Dear RWRN

    Is it true that conservative like your self support the view that "As long as it does not infringe on others rights people should be able to live as they choose"?

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    Just wondering.
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    Default Re: Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal

    Quote Originally Posted by m52nickerson View Post
    Dear RWRN

    Is it true that conservative like your self support the view that "As long as it does not infringe on others rights people should be able to live as they choose"?

    Signed

    Just wondering.

    Dear Mr. Wonderful:

    Absolutely. As long as how they choose doesn't contravene God's law or the traditional mores of the community.
    "The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman

    "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken

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    Default Re: Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal

    Quote Originally Posted by Koga No Goshi View Post
    How dare you take her name in vain!


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