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    Dear RWRN,

    Chest hair which shows above the shirt collar: Shave or apply Rogaine and pray for more?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koga No Goshi View Post
    Dear RWRN,

    Chest hair which shows above the shirt collar: Shave or apply Rogaine and pray for more?

    LWBL
    Dear LWBL:

    Depends. If you're proud of your front and back pelt, then Rogaine away and invest in a good comb -- grooming matters.

    If you're a conservative and you prefer the hairless approach, you'll just rip 'em on out. Show a little grit, that's what I say!

    Body shaving is for those liberal bedwetter types who're already taking the razor to their palms anyway.
    "The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman

    "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken

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    Dear RWRN,

    Did you take bribes from Jack Abramoff?

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    New York Times Editorial Team
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    Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal,

    If you and the Left-Wing Berkeley Liberal fought a battle to the death, who would win?

    Sincerely,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichigo View Post
    Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal,

    If you and the Left-Wing Berkeley Liberal fought a battle to the death, who would win?

    Sincerely,
    Spiderman
    Dear Web-head:

    Silly question. Mr. "Gaia is about peace and love" would be snuffed quicker than a baby Harp seal at a Louisville Slugger trade show. Then we could test his views about reincarnation.

    I'm ready when he is. Marquess of Queensbury; XMA; or full contact badminton -- just name the place and time.
    "The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman

    "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh View Post
    Dear Web-head:

    Silly question. Mr. "Gaia is about peace and love" would be snuffed quicker than a baby Harp seal at a Louisville Slugger trade show. Then we could test his views about reincarnation.

    I'm ready when he is. Marquess of Queensbury; XMA; or full contact badminton -- just name the place and time.
    RWRN,

    Who gets to design the combat tutus? Your team or mine? I've got a fab designer from WeHo.


    LWBL
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    Dear RWRN,

    What are your views on the eco-political structure of dialectical materialism?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwedishFish View Post
    Dear RWRN,

    What are your views on the eco-political structure of dialectical materialism?

    From,

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    Dear Maxie:

    To have, or to have not -- THAT is the question.
    "The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman

    "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koga No Goshi View Post
    RWRN,

    Who gets to design the combat tutus? Your team or mine? I've got a fab designer from WeHo.


    LWBL
    Dear Tinderbell:

    I'll stick to my BDUs, thanks. You can flit around wearing whatever pleases you.
    "The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman

    "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken

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    Quote Originally Posted by CountArach View Post
    Dear RWRN,

    Did you take bribes from Jack Abramoff?

    Signed,
    New York Times Editorial Team

    NYT Editorial Teamer:

    Of course not! It wouldn't be legal.

    Besides, if you're gonna go down that route, you need to get your act together like Ace Cunningham and get a price list published. Haggling slows things down too much.
    "The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman

    "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken

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