Return of the community RPG-type-thing!

[Double A]

Like GH and (insert other guy's name here - I'm tired, ok?) did!

It's a first-come-first serve orders basis. Title's in the works. So, yeah, let's have some chaotic fun.

You start in a dark room, on what feels like a bed. You have no idea where you are or why, the only thing you can remember is your first name (Roy), the year (2017), and the plot of Spaceballs.You can't see anything in the room, so you may want to feel around for a light switch.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Scratch my spaceballs.

Edit: Feel around for a light switch.

[Double A]

There is no lightswitch on the bed, so you get up and stumble around for a few minutes. Eventually, you find a lightswitch.

Your room contains a bed (duh), a nightstand with a pair of drawers with a lamp on top (the light source), you, and a door.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Make sure I am wearing pants.

[Double A]

Your pants are very awesome. In fact, they are Pants of +2 Awesome, which also give a bonus to sneak attack criticals on flirting with women, and a very large armor bonus against being shown on the news.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Your pants are very awesome. In fact, they are Pants of +2 Awesome, which also give a bonus to sneak attack criticals on flirting with women, and a very large armor bonus against being shown on the news.

Make sure I wear my pants unzipped and backwards, as that is the style in 2017.

If pants bear any likeness or logo related to Hello Kitty, burn pants.

[God Emperor]

Enough with the pants. I arm myself with the nearby lamp and open the door

[Andres]

Close that door again and open the drawers first to see what's in it.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

D'oh, if it weren't for me, you guys will be running around with a lamp, making yourself a perfect target, for all you know, only dressed in unzipped trousers.

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

I put on my robe and wizard's hat, then begin muttering incantations to summon a skeletal champion.

[Double A]

Make sure I wear my pants unzipped and backwards, as that is the style in 2017.

If pants bear any likeness or logo related to Hello Kitty, burn pants.

You wear your Kitty-less pants backwards and unzipped, but you don't know why.

[Splitpersonality]

Pick up the lamp and wield it menacingly.

(I was that other guy :o)

[Double A]

The lamp menaces in its light. Unfortunately, the cord is very small, so it's either have a lamp to hit things with or have a lamp to light rooms with.

[Csargo]

Search the drawers.

[Double A]

The bottom is locked, but in the top one contains a key.

[Csargo]

Take key and see if it unlocks the bottom drawer.

[Double A]

Success! The bottom drawer opens up, to reveal a bottle of beer, a handful of bobby pins, a screwdriver, and a box of mac and cheese.

[God Emperor]

Very good. We now have a melee as well as ranged weapons "a screwdriver, and a box of mac and cheese."

[miotas]

Drink the beer.

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

Drink the beer.

No! Keep the beer in the bottle to add impact when it is thrown towards enemies!

[pevergreen]

Like GH and (insert other guy's name here - I'm tired, ok?) did!

Good point, I'd forgotten about that.

My critea for resuming that game is about to become complete, come next monday, so if I remember after that, I'll resume it.

[Double A]

You fail at drinking the beer.

Not like you could have gotten the cap off without spilling some of it anyway.

[Csargo]

Take items and leave the room

[Double A]

You take the stuff in the drawer but you can't open the door.

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

Using experience gained from your time in the space rocketeers expeditary force, use the bobby pins to unlock the door.

Feel free to ignore the first part of this post.

[Double A]

You go up to the door, and try to pick the lock with a pair of bobby pins. The one you use to try to move it breaks. Maybe if you had used something more sturdy to assist?

[God Emperor]

Then go ahead use the screwdriver as our second tool


, or don't we have any more bobby pins ? :(

[Double A]

A handful meant 5. You still have 4.

Remembering you have a screwdriver, you use it and a bobby pin to pick the lock. The door opens to a hallway, with a door at either end, one across from your room, and another two down to the right, across from each other. There are no windows.

[Double A]

Here's a diagram if anyone's confused



brown = door
black = wall
yellow = floor

[Stildawn]

I dont see no diagram AA lol.

[Skooma Addict]

Do a Captain Ginyu pose for your awesomeness at getting the door opened. Now check the door directly in front of you.