I run this cocaine business together with this Irish guy in Yorktown.

I do most of the shipping, my mate Seamus then distributes the illegal substances to his students. Many of our clients are minors, a fact of which Seamus is very well aware. He personally hands them the drugs. We get them addicted, then they sell our products for us. Cocaine, XTC, crack. Man, we make so much money. The cops in Virginia are really stupid, they'll never investigate us, so I might as well brag we made $1.5 million last year alone, of which not a single dime in taxes went to the Commonwealth of Virginia.