There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Don't tell me you're going to spend all that time gaming and learning? It's college! It should be the best time you'll be having. You're in most free (no parents, not yet a wife) period of you're life. Now is the time for silly deeds you'll regret or not even remember later! Now is the time to experiment with everything and not get in jail or called an alcoholic. You gotta get your grades and degrees, but man you gotta enjoy it!
Yes, he's right! Now is the time! Now is the time to get laid!!!!
Yeah, damn straight!...
...Except I don't go in for gangbangs. The thought of mixing my manhood in another dude's fresh gravy is very... unappealing.
And they all lived happily ever after. The end.
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