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    Liar and Trickster Senior Member Andres's Avatar
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    Well, with me soon becoming a parent and all that, I accidentally stumbled upon this great website with fantastic advice on how to handle babies.

    As you may imagine, I don't have a clue about what I'm supposed to do. Yes, of course, there are books, but most of them don't actually show what to do, it are just descriptions.

    So, for all of you looking for advice on how to handle babies, I will share this link:

    http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/3980..._je_leren.html

    I hope it will answer many of your questions.

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    That's some great advice indeed!


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    Did you know babies cannot percieve "3d" at such a young age? One of the things about them not being point infront of TV, is that it could hamper the childs development in percieving depth and understanding '3D' concepts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
    Well, with me soon becoming a parent and all that, I accidentally stumbled upon this great website with fantastic advice on how to handle babies.
    Especially for you, important parental guidance tips you will need in some twelve/thirteen/fourteen years time, to teach your daughter proper etiquette for her....'chats' with Louis:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Especially for you, important parental guidance tips you will need in some twelve/thirteen/fourteen years time, to teach your daughter proper etiquette for her....'chats' with Louis:


    I can't stop laughing. That just made my day.



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    Now that is funny!

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    Hey, I just read about you in the paper, Louis. So, did you ever get your money back?
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    I'm a real man it's easy, hold them up like a chicken and whipe it clean. It also pays to act like an idiot, googooooooo chucklydoooo

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    Useful Advice on Education II:


    Confuse your daughter. That way, she'll learn to pay attention to details in the kitchen, skills she is going to need later in life.





    She's just too cute. I've watched the video a thousand times, just for the looks on her face. Sooo sweet.
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    "C'est toi? .... Non..."


    LOL, that was cute. Poor kid.

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    That's one expressive kid, and one evil daddy heh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Useful Advice on Education II:


    Confuse your daughter. That way, she'll learn to pay attention to details in the kitchen, skills she is going to need later in life.





    She's just too cute. I've watched the video a thousand times, just for the looks on her face. Sooo sweet.
    'Z'avait un flan, mais papa il me l'a manzééé...'

    Child abuse IMO
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    Dealing with my 3 month old is mainly fun, but of course frustrating at times.

    Books are a great way of finding out about:

    1. Extremely rare diseases to worry about
    2. Every slight deviation from developmental milestones that also vary between sources
    3. Length of time to breastfeed for
    4. When to bring in new foodstuffs
    5. The age old debate over Atopy vs. infection
    6. Jabs - killers or saviours?
    7. Over / under feeding
    8. All the signs that could indicate autism / auspergers etc.
    9. The vast number of things that one should buy or one is stifling one's child vs the others that completely disagree


    And then of course it gets progressively worse...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rory_20_uk View Post
    Books are a great way of finding out about:

    1. Extremely rare diseases to worry about
    2. Every slight deviation from developmental milestones that also vary between sources
    3. Length of time to breastfeed for
    4. When to bring in new foodstuffs
    5. The age old debate over Atopy vs. infection
    6. Jabs - killers or saviours?
    7. Over / under feeding
    8. All the signs that could indicate autism / auspergers etc.
    9. The vast number of things that one should buy or one is stifling one's child vs the others that completely disagree
    So true
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