Roll to Dodge- Gameroom Edition [Concluded]

[Winston Hughes]

I give Winston Hughes my packed lunch out of sheer gratitude for this display of awesome.

Thanks.

Believe it or not, I actually won Roll to Dodge 4.

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Engraged with Alan for his lacklustre service, I convert my engine to run on anger and other such negative emotions.

I look around to find a copy of every red-blooded Monster Truck's favourite x-rated comic book - The Erotic Adventures of Suzi BigWheels. Even a momentary glimpse of the carnal depravity depicted on its cover will be enough to get my motor running.

I use the giant leeches to create a living suit of armour for myself, which can not only protect me against attack, but also allows me to leech other people's health if they dare come close to me.