South Park: Imaginationland [Concluded]

**autolycus** · 01-07-2011, 04:35

The reason why I want to lynch an inactive, classical_hero, is not so much about the possibility of them being mafia, but more, strange as it sounds, to prevent the mafia from killing them. Since this is a game where scum aren't revealed on death, the only people we know are innocent are those the mafia kills. I'd like to make sure the mafia can't keep telling us "the person who isn't talking is innocent so you can trust his lack of advice." If we lynch inactives, then the mafia a) has to stay active themselves, giving us a record to analyze, and b) has to kill more active people, who can then help us identify the mafia later in the game with us knowing they're innocent.

**woad&fangs** · 01-07-2011, 06:15

vote: Jooray due to lack of kill.
Dang it! I wanted to vote Jesus! Looks like I'll have to settle for Aslan whenever I find him.
:hurls thunderbolts in a fit of rage:

**classical_hero** · 01-07-2011, 14:56

Originally Posted by autolycus

The reason why I want to lynch an inactive, classical_hero, is not so much about the possibility of them being mafia, but more, strange as it sounds, to prevent the mafia from killing them. Since this is a game where scum aren't revealed on death, the only people we know are innocent are those the mafia kills. I'd like to make sure the mafia can't keep telling us "the person who isn't talking is innocent so you can trust his lack of advice." If we lynch inactives, then the mafia a) has to stay active themselves, giving us a record to analyze, and b) has to kill more active people, who can then help us identify the mafia later in the game with us knowing they're innocent.

Fair enough, even though it does sound crazy. We are killing them to prove they are innocent, but i do understand what you are about.

So with that in mind I unvote, vote:Jooray

**Khazaar** · 01-07-2011, 16:40

I think the last minute voteswitch (es) were unneccesary VOTE: Diamondeye

**Askthepizzaguy** · 01-07-2011, 17:52

Darth Vader: Bring the prisoner to me....

Morpheus: We are all in a prison. A prison of the mind. DO YOU BELIEVE ALL OF THIS..... is real? Take the blue pill, you stay in Imaginationland. Take the red pill, and....

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Morpheus' head hit the stone floor of Castle Sunshine. The rest of him hit the floor a second later. Darth Vader's glowing red saber was held menacingly above the body.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Darth Vader: You take the blue saber, you stay in Jedi land. You take the red saber.... and kill someone. The rest of you, get to your quarters and try to stay alive. Your attempts at survival continue to amuse me.

Alive: [14/17]

Diamondeye
Sprig
Seon
God Emperor
classical_hero
Khazaar
Death is yonder
Captain Blackadder
Winston Hughes
Secura
Robbiecon
woad&fangs
YLC
Autolycus

Dead: [3/17]

Johnhughthom- Popeye
Warman- Jesus
Joooray- Morpheus

24 hours to send in your actions.

**Diamondeye** · 01-07-2011, 18:16

Whoever Vader is, he's awesomesauce.

**Secura** · 01-07-2011, 18:32

Ugh, haven't been feeling well all day, dozed off and woke up far too late to vote. -_-'

Despite the general consensus, I believe that the missing kill from the previous night phase wasn't a case of an inactive mafia, but a ploy designed to have us throw lynches away on inactive townspeople; lynching lurkers/inactives is always going to end up with easy bandwagons for mafia to hide in, and here we have six people voting for him (two late votes, though).

I don't really have a suspect as of yet, but I'd definitely start in that list of six people and I would probably have voted for woad&fangs again; gut feeling.

**Askthepizzaguy** · 01-08-2011, 13:58

That night, the good creatures of Imaginationland went to sleep.

However, one man was up the whole night, pacing around.

Al Gore: "I know he's here.... I just know it! WHERE ARE YOU MANBEARPIG??? I will curse you if you kill even one more defenseless child!"

Al Gore tore off his shoes and looked inside them.

Al Gore: "I know you're in there! I've got you completely surrounded!"

Suddenly, a furry creature popped out of his shoe, startling him.

Al Gore: "Gahhhh! Manbearpig! I knew it was you!"

Unknown: "Relax, mister! I'm not Manbearpig!"

Al Gore: "You don't fool me that easily! Stay back, or I will use my awesome Goring powers on you!"

Unknown: "Goring? Gee that sounds awfully painful!"

Al Gore: "Just listen to the sound of my voice.... listen closely.... it's super important! I'm cereal!"

Unknown: "That's okay, I really just came to congratulate you. It turns out, they finally finished recounting the ballots, and you've become the REAL President of the United States!"

Al Gore: "Really? I always knew this day would come."

Unknown: "Only in your imagination...."

Al Gore: "No.... no that's not true.... that's impossible!"

Unknown: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true."

Al Gore: "I just can't live with myself anymore.... good-bye, cruel Manbearpig-filled world!"

Captain Blackadder- Al Gore

Much later on, a woman was flying around in the sky, in her invisible plane. She spotted something large and furry in the forest, yelling for help. She landed her aircraft and had some trouble exiting the plane. Where was the door handle?

Come on, it's gotta be around here somewhere.

I think it's more to the left.... no, lower. Lower.

What do you mean it's locked? Look for the keys. Oh yeah, right, they're invisible too. You can't open the locked door from the inside? What kind of crazy design is that? You're saying you can't get out of the plane? Oh for the love of crumbs.

*Game host draws a door on the plane.*

There. Next time, try flying in a visible plane.

Too bad your clothes are visible. But I digress.

Wonder Woman: "I'm here, woodland creature! I will rescue you from the bear trap!"

Unknown: "I haven't eaten in forever! Please help me...."

Wonder Woman: "I can collect some nuts and berries for you."

Unknown: "But I can't just eat nuts and berries! I'm starving! I need something more substantial!"

Wonder Woman: "What do you want to eat?"

Unknown: "Crispy chicken breast and a couple of drumsticks. But I ain't got no chicken...."

Wonder Woman: "EEEEEK!!!"

Secura- Wonder Woman

Darth Vader: "There were more remains found last night. Don't fail me again."

Alive: [12/17]

Diamondeye
Sprig
Seon
God Emperor
classical_hero
Khazaar
Death is yonder
Winston Hughes
Robbiecon
woad&fangs
YLC
Autolycus

Dead: [5/17]

Johnhughthom- Popeye
Warman- Jesus
Joooray- Morpheus
Captain Blackadder- Al Gore
Secura- Wonder Woman

24 hours to discuss and vote.

**autolycus** · 01-08-2011, 14:25

Alright, Secura and Captain Blackadder, step up and give us your confirmed-townie wisdom!
I could see the case for eliminating another inactive, but if we haven't hit a scum yet, we've only got two more shots.
Therefore, I'm going to vote:YLC His reasoning for voting jooray was weak, and it was joining a bandwagon.

**Seon** · 01-08-2011, 15:32

Lololol

Reading through the thread now. Will report when done so.

**Askthepizzaguy** · 01-09-2011, 17:44

Mayor of Imaginationland: "What? Me? Why, I'm not guilty at all! I'm the Mayor."

Darth Vader: "Do you have any proof that you're not guilty?"

Mayor of Imaginationland: "Why sure! All you have to do is listen to my song, and you'll know!"

*Darth Vader ignites his red lightsaber and cuts off the Mayor's head*

Darth Vader: "I don't care if you're guilty or not, that song was starting to annoy me."

Alive: [11/17]

Sprig
Seon
God Emperor
classical_hero
Khazaar
Death is yonder
Winston Hughes
Robbiecon
woad&fangs
YLC
Autolycus

Dead: [6/17]

Johnhughthom- Popeye
Warman- Jesus
Joooray- Morpheus
Captain Blackadder- Al Gore
Secura- Wonder Woman
Diamondeye- Mayor of Imaginationland

24 hours to send in actions.

**Diamondeye** · 01-09-2011, 18:13

Good going, guys. Do we have a "cigar" smilie on here?

Also; Do you want me to try and contribute, or keep quiet since my innocence is not guaranteed?

**Askthepizzaguy** · 01-10-2011, 18:41

The good creatures of Imaginationland were fast asleep.

The old man woke to the sound of scratching at his door.

Gandalf: What in the world could be so important? Don't you realize what time this is?

Unknown: We're starting the meeting early today! Something terrible has happened mister! You're going to be late for the meeting!

Gandalf: A wizard his never late. He is never early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

*Gandalf opens his door*

Unknown: "Gee mister, are you sure you're never..... late?"

With red eyes glowing, the furry creature shot lasers from its eyes, and Gandalf's head exploded.

God Emperor - Gandalf

Glinda woke to the sound of someone crying. Being a good witch, she felt it was her duty to find out what was wrong. She hurried to the door and went out into the cobblestone streets, looking for the distressed creature.

Unknown: "Boo hoo...... boo hoo....."

Glinda: "Hello? What seems to be the trouble, little one?"

Unknown: "One of the good imaginary characters.... she... she.... died!"

Glinda: "Oh no! What happened?"

Unknown: "Someone dropped a house on her. It was terrible. All I could do is stand there and watch it happen."

Glinda: "Wait, this sounds familiar."

Unknown: "The worst part about all of it was.... I never got to tear out her eyeball and give her AIDS like I was supposed to! I wanted her to die real slow like...."

The furry thing swiped at a nearby rope, and a small house suspended above Glinda's head came crashing down on her.

Autolycus - Glinda, the Good Witch

Just before dawn, a smallish figure approached the body of the fallen Jesus, and examined his wounds. Concentrating very hard, a light soon came over the body of Jesus, and he rose from the dead.

Warman - Jesus

Alive: [10/17]

Sprig
Seon
classical_hero
Khazaar
Death is yonder
Winston Hughes
Robbiecon
woad&fangs
YLC
Warman

Dead: [7/17]

Johnhughthom- Popeye
Joooray- Morpheus
Captain Blackadder- Al Gore
Secura- Wonder Woman
Diamondeye- Mayor of Imaginationland
God Emperor- Gandalf
Autolycus- Glinda, the Good Witch

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