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    I hate these things. I couldn't see either, even using Togakure's instructions.

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    Does having terrible depth perception leave me out? I saw a brief and flitting image of a shark, but that could be just my mind being hopeful
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    Quote Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger View Post
    I hate these things. I couldn't see either, even using Togakure's instructions.
    Try to not look at the picture, but 'behind it'.


    The position your eyes should be in, is slightly cross-eyed. Like staring at the tip of your nose, so you see it double - but then the exact opposite movement of this. That is, to look at somehting at a great distance.
    Both your eyes should move towards your ears. It is nearly impossible to mpove your eyes in this manner consciously. The way to achieve this is to look through the picture at something in the distance behind it.



    I have noticed that the easiest way for novices to achieve this is by looking at that picture of Hillary's cleavage.
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    Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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    I voted that Louis was up too late last night, using metal paint in a confined space and swilling tinctures of mercury for, for, uh...his problem.

    Get some sleep before you do real damage...like that one pic with the cleavage.


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    Who lets him have internet access?
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    Hah I managed to not swallow the pills yesterday but hid them under my tongue then when the nurses were gone I spat them out then I got out the paperclip the doctor accidentally dropped last week with it I managed to sneak out of the secure wing and hide in the cleaners room where I am sitting now they have this laptop I am using it to ask for help please get me out of here I am not mad I didn't want to burn that house please help me I shall behave from now on please not the pills anymore I can't take it anymoRE HELP THEY AREE COMING GETME OU
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    I would be the voice of your conscience if you had one - Brenus
    Bt why woulf we uy lsn'y Staraft - Fragony
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