I can now sigh a breath of relief...

[Hooahguy]

@ACIN /\ Lame.



Secondly, don't you have to have worked at some job for 3+ years before you can get into the FBI?

Thirdly, they are actively looking for engineering people to apply. Probably because they don't just want a bajillion people with criminal justice degrees.


CR

First, if you get into the FBI Honors Internship program you automatically get a job in the FBI upon graduation from college (last I heard).

Second, true, they are looking for people with math degrees (to combat white collar crime) and tech degrees (for cyber crime) and other such degrees, but Im really bad at math and I like learning about criminology so I would rather do that.
Plus The FBI looks for people who are serious about a job in the FBI. Many applicants only apply because they are bored and have nothing else to do.

[TinCow]

Technically they care if it was the past 10 years:

No, they don't. That question uses the word "other" for a reason. The "other" refers to everything except marijuana:

1. Have you used marijuana at all within the last three years?
2. Have you used any other illegal drug (including anabolic steroids after February 27, 1991) at all in the past 10 years?

[pevergreen]

No, they don't. That question uses the word "other" for a reason. The "other" refers to everything except marijuana:

Hooah, sorry man, but failing to read the first question when you quote the second to a lawyer?

[Hooahguy]

No, they don't. That question uses the word "other" for a reason. The "other" refers to everything except marijuana:

Wow, youre right. Must have missed the word "other." My bad.
Well, Id rather play it safe.
Plus Im not interested in any type of drugs.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Wow, youre right. Must have missed the word "other." My bad.
Well, Id rather play it safe.
Plus Im not interested in any type of drugs.

I've never been either TBH. Beer for sure, but that's not that big a deal; I have a feeling I would be a total lightweight when it comes to alcohol. Idk the drinking age in Canada though...

[Strike For The South]

Not interested in drugs?
Don't party?

You realize nothing happens after you die right?

Guys every weekday I drag my black ass out of bed around 5:30 to get to the gym, I then go to class, then to work where I stock groceries. Then I come home and do my readings for the day

On the weekend I work another ~18 hours and do my writings for the school week

I think many of you think you will simply have parties and vajayjay thrown at you and that is simply not the case. Those moments are precious and need to be taken advantage of, your body will and your god will forgive you.

Srsly you sound like a bunch of whiny geeks

[a completely inoffensive name]

Not interested in drugs?
Don't party?

You realize nothing happens after you die right?

Guys every weekday I drag my black ass out of bed around 5:30 to get to the gym, I then go to class, then to work where I stock groceries. Then I come home and do my readings for the day

On the weekend I work another ~18 hours and do my writings for the school week

I think many of you think you will simply have parties and vajayjay thrown at you and that is simply not the case. Those moments are precious and need to be taken advantage of, your body will and your god will forgive you.

Srsly you sound like a bunch of whiny geeks

I go to a party roughly once a month since I started going to uni. I seriously don't get it, this is what I am supposed to do so I don't regret life? If you feel like it is a waste to not abuse your body when it is at its strongest, that's fine but I don't understand where people get off telling others that if they don't do that as well they might as well kill themselves because "they ain't doing it right.".

[Motep]

Not interested in drugs?
Don't party?

You realize nothing happens after you die right?

Guys every weekday I drag my black ass out of bed around 5:30 to get to the gym, I then go to class, then to work where I stock groceries. Then I come home and do my readings for the day

On the weekend I work another ~18 hours and do my writings for the school week

I think many of you think you will simply have parties and vajayjay thrown at you and that is simply not the case. Those moments are precious and need to be taken advantage of, your body will and your god will forgive you.

Srsly you sound like a bunch of whiny geeks

whiny geeks FTW

[Prussian to the Iron]

whiny geeks FTW

whiny geeks with Canadians ftw.

[Motep]

whiny geeks with Canadians ftw.

whiny geeks with turkish-canadian-americans ftw

That having been said, whining is annoying

[Centurion1]

pi shut up we are happy for you. but dont go trotting that around. its a. annoying and b. will likley backfire in your face eventually.

Not interested in drugs?
Don't party?

You realize nothing happens after you die right?

Guys every weekday I drag my black ass out of bed around 5:30 to get to the gym, I then go to class, then to work where I stock groceries. Then I come home and do my readings for the day

On the weekend I work another ~18 hours and do my writings for the school week

I think many of you think you will simply have parties and vajayjay thrown at you and that is simply not the case. Those moments are precious and need to be taken advantage of, your body will and your god will forgive you.

Srsly you sound like a bunch of whiny geeks

hey i thank god every day for alcohol and doubly if any vag is thrown my way. because i usually have to go out and take it for my own its rarely gifted to me....

[Strike For The South]

whiny geeks FTW

I go to a party roughly once a month since I started going to uni. I seriously don't get it, this is what I am supposed to do so I don't regret life? If you feel like it is a waste to not abuse your body when it is at its strongest, that's fine but I don't understand where people get off telling others that if they don't do that as well they might as well kill themselves because "they ain't doing it right.".

All I'm trying to convey is that college is a time for experimentation. Try to do a whip cream body shot off the boss daughter at 30 and see where it gets you.

Now if you don't like those things it is fine, but how many of you have really tried it? A little exploration never hurt anyone

[Prussian to the Iron]

Now if you don't like those things it is fine, but how many of you have really tried it? A little exploration never hurt anyone

I beg to differ on that last part, I think BDSM exploration has hurt some people. Just saying.

[Megas Methuselah]

If you're looking for a beautiful-minded girl in university, someone you want to spend time with in a serious, emotionally-supportive relationship, you're not going to find her. All these college girls are sluts, man, it's not cool. The longest relationship I got was a few months, it sucks. But I suppose if you're into that sort of thing, then good. I don't know.

But hey, congratz on the acceptance. I know how it feels. I knew, way back when, that I was going to be accepted no matter what because I had a good academic standing (that's how I roll), but it was still fun and relieving.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I beg to differ on that last part, I think BDSM exploration has hurt some people. Just saying.

Only if you don't know what you are doing. Get a safe word and the right kind of rope. Don't try to be mister "I can handle some foreplay" and whip out the kitchen knife the very first time. Don't have the gag get stuck in her throat, that is bad news. Don't make the rope so tight you cut off circulation, that is bad news. Don't try to be elegant with a knife the first time you play pretend rape, that is bad news.

[Togakure]

Redirect to more "Front Room"ish discussion please.

[Motep]

All I'm trying to convey is that college is a time for experimentation. Try to do a whip cream body shot off the boss daughter at 30 and see where it gets you.

Now if you don't like those things it is fine, but how many of you have really tried it? A little exploration never hurt anyone

Remind me to stay away from "I never". For both of ours' sake.

Is this frontroomish enough? Should be.

[Togakure]

Remind me to stay away from "I never". For both of ours' sake.

Is this frontroomish enough? Should be.

It's fine, of course. I was referring to the post immediately prior to my request, and the post that inspired that response. Such dialog would be ok in the Backroom, I presume, but not in here.

[Motep]

It's fine, of course. I was referring to the post immediately prior to my request, and the post that inspired that response. Such dialog would be ok in the Backroom, I presume, but not in here.

so...subtle is key, I see. :P

[Togakure]

so...subtle is key, I see. :P

Indeed.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Parties really are overrated though. Unless you are fishing for some one night stands with ladies, there are much better activities with friends. I enjoyed going to a "kickback" of a friend of mine, where the policy was lots of alcohol, but only those invited by the house hosts could come, no guests unless you asked. My friend, the house host, (along with another guy who lived there) picked a good 35 people they knew to come hang out and it was great alcohol fueled networking with people who were actually damn interesting. Large parties and the such are simply a dumb escape for people who seem to get enjoyment out the primal urge to regress to a complete idiot and proceed to **** a woman. They usually have a very poor caliber of people attending and are too numerous for the house to hold adequately.

Ok, that's not lame. I misinterpreted you as referring to all parties.

You are correct, parties where you know most/all of the people are best.

First, if you get into the FBI Honors Internship program you automatically get a job in the FBI upon graduation from college (last I heard).

That must be some interning to be equal to three years in some other field.

CR

[Subotan]

Parties where you know nobody generally aren't fun. However, the best way to meet lots of people is at parties, so...

[Hooahguy]

That must be some interning to be equal to three years in some other field.

CR

The selection process for the FBI honors Internship program is extremely rigorous (which is why I need to concentrate on doing well in college and getting lots of internships with local PDs and stuff like that). Only around 100 students are chosen each year. When you are selected you spend 10 weeks during the summer at Quantico and the FBI HQ in Washinton DC. Afterwards you spend one day a week, if you want, working the the local FBI office so you can retain your TS clearance (if you choose not to, you lose the TS clearance and pretty much all the work you put in has gone to waste, I think), and upon graduation you enter the FBI full time, but not as a Special Agent- you need to later apply to get that status.
So I guess that counts as 3 years of work experience.

[Megas Methuselah]

I've never been either TBH. Beer for sure, but that's not that big a deal; I have a feeling I would be a total lightweight when it comes to alcohol. Idk the drinking age in Canada though...

Depends. The drinking age isn't universal across the country. What province are we talking about?

[Prussian to the Iron]

Ontario. Which, consequently, has a law stating that alocohol consumption while under adult supervision is ok. So it's at least a possibility.

[Centurion1]

alcohol consumption should be done specifically removed from adults eyes unless one is an adult also.

[Prussian to the Iron]

true.

[Subotan]

alcohol consumption should be done specifically removed from adults eyes unless one is an adult also.

This is just common sense

[Centurion1]

oh excuse me gentlemen it had nothing to do with mere legalities simply that imbibing copious amounts of alcohol as a teen is best done with your peers rather than grown up men and women until you yourself are one and it becomes creepy to drink with younger people.

[Prussian to the Iron]

oh excuse me gentlemen it had nothing to do with mere legalities simply that imbibing copious amounts of alcohol as a teen is best done with your peers rather than grown up men and women until you yourself are one and it becomes creepy to drink with younger people.

I understood it as such. Did anybody not?