Friends

[Prussian to the Iron]

Hey Warman! Yah come over here a sec...

Remember my last girl problems thread and how it ended up with her breaking up with her boyfriend? Eh? I still retain that oh-so-powerful secret...should you seek to unlock its powers to be used for getting the girl......I could provide you with them this one time.

You can screw her, it ain't illegal. But make sure it's volountary, 'cuz raping her will get you thrown in the pen.

I love you Megas. The last couple weeks of your posts have been incredibly funny. I salute you sir.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Hey Warman! Yah come over here a sec...

Remember my last girl problems thread and how it ended up with her breaking up with her boyfriend? Eh? I still retain that oh-so-powerful secret...should you seek to unlock its powers to be used for getting the girl......I could provide you with them this one time.



I love you Megas. The last couple weeks of your posts have been incredibly funny. I salute you sir.

Mind PMing me some info?

You can screw her, it ain't illegal. But make sure it's volountary, 'cuz raping her will get you thrown in the pen.

I could respond with something even more crazy, but I better not .

I say it's ok just keep your feelings for her to yourself, if she finds out you like her you could have trouble.

Don't care at this point.

Yeah, friends are fine. But you'll friendzone yourself and assure that you're never much more than friends for the foreseeable future. Who knows, you might become incredibly good friends with a very peculiar and unique relationship (which means you could be more than friends later down the line), but that's unlikely unless there's some chemistry between you and her (something more than just physical attraction).
On the other hand however, as you befriend her, you might notice that she isn't exactly the girl for you and you'll thank yourself for not pursuing a relationship (you might still make a lasting friendship in the mean time).

Also whatever the heck happens between you and her, don't ever try and get involved with the relationship between her and her boyfriend.... ever.

Have fun!

Good points Raz. Kinda what I was thinking all a long.

No, because we can't trust you.

You have Prussian Iron syndrome, you will try to break them up.

Yes, but don't be an ass and try to get to them to break up. Being friends though is fine, and hey who knows, maybe you can date her when she breaks up with her current boyfriend.

Oh, it will happen perhaps. Just let time do it's work,that's all.

[Tuuvi]

Don't care at this point.

Ok if you don't like her anymore there's nothing to worry about and no reason not to be friends.

[Megas Methuselah]

Don't care at this point.

Then don't wear a condom.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Hit the girl, delete her BF and wrap your junk up.