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    Pleasing the Fates Senior Member A Nerd's Avatar
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    Here is what you should do the next time you meet him. Approach him stoically and confidently. Remove one glove, slap him across the face with it. Then, challenge him to a duel. Have one of his or your female admirers to provide two dueling pistols. Meet him in the middle of the football field after school, then, walk ten paces away from one another, turn, and fire. This is the most honorable way to solve your problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Nerd View Post
    Here is what you should do the next time you meet him. Approach him stoically and confidently. Remove one glove, slap him across the face with it. Then, challenge him to a duel. Have one of his or your female admirers to provide two dueling pistols. Meet him in the middle of the football field after school, then, walk ten paces away from one another, turn, and fire. This is the most honorable way to solve your problem.
    Make sure his gun is loaded with blanks.

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    Then the first to flinch is the loser. Seems that is the safer avenue to follow.
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    Default Re: So I got sent home early today...

    Quote Originally Posted by A Nerd View Post
    Here is what you should do the next time you meet him. Approach him stoically and confidently. Remove one glove, slap him across the face with it. Then, challenge him to a duel. Have one of his or your female admirers to provide two dueling pistols. Meet him in the middle of the football field after school, then, walk ten paces away from one another, turn, and fire. This is the most honorable way to solve your problem.
    lol I couldn't trust him to go all 10 paces, he'd take 3 and turn.




    Apparently, basically everyone who knows him thinks hes a lil beotch and isn''t surprised that he did what he did. He is now known school-wide as a coward and dishonorable ****.

    Aaaaaaand, next time I see him (and a good amount of people who dislike him know this as well), I plan on simply letting him know that I'm there, and then proceed to drop-kick him squarely in his man-boob, recovering, and pounding his face in. At this point I'm angry enough to where I don't care about suspension. He's been beaten to hell more than once by other people this year, and he still hasn't learned his lesson. I won't be the one who lets him beat me and be done with it.
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    Or you could prove to him and the world that you are a stronger person than he is by letting any notion of retaliation go.
    So exercise some self-control and let it go.

    If your really want to be a Marine, then show some discipline and next time you see him, wave and say hello. If you are lucky he will be so caught off guard by your actions that it would be equal to beating him up.

    Besides, beating him up solves nothing. All it does it further the conflict. Violence is a horrible thing that should only be used when there is no choice.

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    And then you can impregnate every female he knows. ;)
    Damn right. He will have to live the rest of his life sorrounded by your creations.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Or you could prove to him and the world that you are a stronger person than he is by letting any notion of retaliation go.
    So exercise some self-control and let it go.

    If your really want to be a Marine, then show some discipline and next time you see him, wave and say hello. If you are lucky he will be so caught off guard by your actions that it would be equal to beating him up.

    Besides, beating him up solves nothing. All it does it further the conflict. Violence is a horrible thing that should only be used when there is no choice.

    “Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.” – Mark Twain
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    Vengefulness is an ugly quality
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

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