Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
And didn't get into a fight?

Am I doing it wrong?
Wuss.


You need to not shave for three days, wear Old Spice aftershave (the one with that coloured guy on a horse commercial), and project manliness upon entering the bar. This is done by kicking in the door upon entry, looking around with a mean look on your face for a second or two, and then and striding to the bar in the most direct line, destroying any tables, furniture and weak men that may be in the way. The lesser men will now flee the bar. Those of roughly equal size will want to measure their manliness against yours. These you will fight. You will emerge victorious. The women now consider you the alpha male. They will tend to your wounds and offer their bodies to you for impregnation with your superior seed. You get to pick one or two of your choice to take home.