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    What will Louis say? Do you THINK about Louis, Strike?!

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    Louis is very openminded about these things.


    As to Keira, I've always had a massive crush on her too. Such ravishing beauty. As they say, great minds think alike. And nothing is greater than Texas, therefore no minds are greater than ours, and therefore we think more alike than any others. Even in women we share the same taste.

    I do think the beauty is waning a bit. She was at her prettiest in her early twenties.
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    Louis, do you ever wear red cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat for strike? That and nothing else I mean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Nerd View Post
    Louis, do you ever wear red cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat for strike? That and nothing else I mean.
    That's silly.

    He wears a belt and has a riding crop, too.

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    I feel most sexy in my confederate flag g-string.



    Why are you guys even thinking about me naked? When the subect is the divinely beautiful miss K no less?
    You do realise there are pictures out there of her topless, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    I feel most sexy in my confederate flag g-string.



    Why are you guys even thinking about me naked? When the subect is the divinely beautiful miss K no less?
    You do realise there are pictures out there of her topless, right?
    No, I wasn't aware of that. See you in about two weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Louis is very openminded about these things.


    As to Keira, I've always had a massive crush on her too. Such ravishing beauty. As they say, great minds think alike. And nothing is greater than Texas, therefore no minds are greater than ours, and therefore we think more alike than any others. Even in women we share the same taste.

    I do think the beauty is waning a bit. She was at her prettiest in her early twenties.
    hmm, consider polygamy then, you two could do her at the same time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    I do think the beauty is waning a bit. She was at her prettiest in her early twenties.
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    Sorry Strike old boy, but she is one unattractive woman IMHO.

    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    You do realise there are pictures out there of her topless, right?
    OH BOY! If I wanted to see something that flat, I could just stare at a blinking wall!
    Sorry Louis, but there is really not much to look at with that gal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
    Sorry Strike old boy, but she is one unattractive woman IMHO.
    Everyone has their own taste but I don't see how you could call her unattractive. Although one thing I always thought is that her neck is too long... looks kinda weird.

    Anyway, Strike can keep her. I'm marrying Inna:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    Everyone has their own taste but I don't see how you could call her unattractive. Although one thing I always thought is that her neck is too long... looks kinda weird.

    Anyway, Strike can keep her. I'm marrying Inna:

    hmm...skeletal face? Check! No shape? Check! Mediocre facial structure at best? Check!
    Sorry, I just don't find her any more attractive that say...the average dog... :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
    hmm...skeletal face? Check! No shape? Check! Mediocre facial structure at best? Check!
    Sorry, I just don't find her any more attractive that say...the average dog... :P
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    While you're all watching how Vuk is, ehm... marrying his average looking dog, I'll just steal Inna from Rhyfelwyr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
    hmm...skeletal face? Check! No shape? Check! Mediocre facial structure at best? Check!
    Sorry, I just don't find her any more attractive that say...the average dog... :P
    What?! A lot of models have skeletal faces and no shape, I agree. But how you can say that from that picture I have no idea.

    Please tell me you're trolling/being overly controversial?

    Otherwise, there's a thread stickied here in the Frontroom you might like, and it's not the babe thread...
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    No need to fight over Inna, there's an endless supply of gorgeous ladies in Romania.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
    While you're all watching how Vuk is, ehm... marrying his average looking dog, I'll just steal Inna from Rhyfelwyr.
    lol, I am not going to marry Knigtly!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    What?! A lot of models have skeletal faces and no shape, I agree. But how you can say that from that picture I have no idea.

    Please tell me you're trolling/being overly controversial?

    Otherwise, there's a thread stickied here in the Frontroom you might like, and it's not the babe thread...
    Not sure what you mean, and no I am not. I am not judging from that picture, as you can make anything look good with the right angles. I am saying that based on movies I have seen her in and tons of pictures of her I have seen. I am sorry that you disagree with me Rhyf, but I think that she is a pretty ugly, shapeless woman.
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    You really want a woman don't ya?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
    I am sorry that you disagree with me Rhyf, but I think that she is a pretty ugly, shapeless woman.
    Well give us an example of a woman you do find attractive...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    Well give us an example of a woman you do find attractive...
    Justin Bieber...
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    No offense guys but I think Inna kinda looks like a badly designed mannequin, well at least in that picture...I'm with Vuk on this one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
    Sorry Strike old boy, but she is one unattractive woman IMHO.



    OH BOY! If I wanted to see something that flat, I could just stare at a blinking wall!
    Sorry Louis, but there is really not much to look at with that gal.
    she is hot, but there are better looking women out there!

    Noémie Lenoir for instance

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    Keira looks nice but I'm not interested at the moment...


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    Kiera Knightly is very pretty, but also too thin. I would look elsewhere.
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    And speaking of Romania, it is very high on my list of places to go on leave from Afghanistan. This stems from all of the wonderful scenery in the airport terminal going home last time. Even the grandmothers were hot. Tall brunettes everywhere.
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    I have to say I partly agree with Vuk on this one - Miss Knightley is skinny to the point of androgyny and has a jaw as square as Chuck Norris. Check out Bend it like Beckham if you want a good example of her manliness.
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    Keira is so freakin flat and bony, man. It's ridiculous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    And speaking of Romania, it is very high on my list of places to go on leave from Afghanistan. This stems from all of the wonderful scenery in the airport terminal going home last time. Even the grandmothers were hot. Tall brunettes everywhere.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    Keira is so freakin flat and bony, man. It's ridiculous.
    Exactly!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    Well give us an example of a woman you do find attractive...
    Catherine Zeta Jones
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
    Catherine Zeta Jones
    Good choice. Don't see why she is that much different though...
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