Quote Originally Posted by Beefy187 View Post

"Fumeow! This is absurd! I demand a democracy! I demand equality and justice!"
Calmly the turtle stood up and replied.

"Democracy isn't always the fair system. In these kind of situation where everyone is on the equal position, what separates us would be something trivial like looks, wits and lack of hatred against the fellow. In democratic method of majority rules, members like sharks, rats, crocodiles, humans, bears etc... Those who eats and those who rules would be disadvantaged. So while it won't be the best, this method where random member amongst us would decide who is to be lynched would be slightly better method then the one that cat proposed"

Everyone in the room went "oo" and nodded in agreement.
I actually laughed at this, well done! Ah well, good luck finding the scum, town!