Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Concluded]

[classical_hero]

That song rocks. Where's me replacement? I hae tae go an hoost a game.

I am here, just that I was busy and I had to work today on a Saturday, so that is why i have not shown up as of yet.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hey folks, let's make sure the conversation stays on-topic. It's already rather wordy and some people are not fast readers and you risk burying them and making them less interested in playing. Do as you will, but at least keep the discussion focused on the game.

[Kagemusha]

People dont get confused by the strange blabber of some. Few pointers. Chaotic players want you to use your credits, so kill the ones who drive big betting. Also if you want to first take care of the Chaotic enemy.Start resurrecting dead players. use us as your cannon fodder and force the chaotic players to spend their kills on us over and over again, or force them into situation where more and more confirmed evil mafiosos will be around for the end game. If we will become too focused on killing other mafia factions it will only benefit the chaotics. Afterall we are the evil ones and they are only "chaotic" so we should show them what real terror is.

[Renata]

People dont get confused by the strange blabber of some. Few pointers. Chaotic players want you to use your credits, so kill the ones who drive big betting.

Agreed.

Also if you want to first take care of the Chaotic enemy.Start resurrecting dead players. use us as your cannon fodder and force the chaotic players to spend their kills on us over and over again, or force them into situation where more and more confirmed evil mafiosos will be around for the end game. If we will become too focused on killing other mafia factions it will only benefit the chaotics. Afterall we are the evil ones and they are only "chaotic" so we should show them what real terror is.

Good idea, but it's too expensive, 180 gold a pop at 80% chance. Not many people are going to get that much very often. However, anyone with nothing really useful to do might want to try it for free one time to see if it's their hidden ability.

[Visor]

We could organise it I suppose.

[ByzantineKnight]

However, anyone with nothing really useful to do might want to try it for free one time to see if it's their hidden ability.

I'm not chaotic... Jus' sayin' ^_^

[Major Robert Dump]

I was doing pretty well on credits, wanting to perform a rez, and changing my name temporarily for this game to Necromancer BellyDancer, but then some people started yelling at me and now I have to spend all my dollars on lynch votes and defense actions. I need to keep this short for the poor readers.

[Jolt]

I only read posts with less than ten words.

[Zack]

I only read posts with less than ten words.

Then you should know that I think you are ____10th word here_____

[Earthling]

Start resurrecting dead players. use us as your cannon fodder and force the chaotic players to spend their kills on us over and over again, or force them into situation where more and more confirmed evil mafiosos will be around for the end game. If we will become too focused on killing other mafia factions it will only benefit the chaotics.

Gee, wonder who had this idea first. Though that's not going to cut it when the host may randomly declare that people we were about to revive can no longer be revived. But since you're active it would be great if you could be resurrected into any inactive role that needs replacing. You could spread around spoiler information about your old faction just like the resurrected Pythons have been doing to my great annoyance, and that also means that virtually no Simpsons players will ever be revivable as no one would revive an SK either and we could convince the remaining members of the Springfield faction to ally up against the chaotics. Maybe down the line we could organize a revival of some of those Evil Mafia faction members or something if they're still allowed to be revived.

>>Reviving out, no one has enough credits, kill baddies instead.

[Kagemusha]

In matter of fact i dont want to replace anyone. Im not big fan of replacemt players. I rather play this game trough as Itchy and Scratchy, as i think there is lot good i can do with my current role, dead or not. Like i said before factionalism is only a trap which will make us play on the hand of the chaotic faction, so that should be avoided until the chaotic faction have been crushed. It would seem that the Chaotic players have cover roles as belonging to certain mafia factions, so just forget about your faction winning conditions or you will be double crossed by the chaotics, or atleast you will hand the chaotic players the ability to choose which way and with whom they want to win the game.

There is no problem in reviving either. All you need is two people cooperating me thinks? Timing is ofcourse crucial to determine, when resurrecting should be commenced. Still im not saying resurrecting is crucial to the victory either.It is just an option. I think the several options in this game may blind some players. You will just have to look through the variables and see that behind everything it is simple task yet again to find the chaotic players and get rid of them. Lynch Renata next turn and get some more credits, if you lack them so bad. ;)

[thefluffyone93]

This about sums up this entire game.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yo Fluffy I herd you like memes, so I put a meme generator in your meme generator so you can generate memes while you generate memes.

[B-Wing]

I only read posts with less than ten words.

My word limit is significantly higher, but I share your sentiments. Some of these incredibly long posts are just too much, especially when two or more pages of them come up in a single day. I'm trying to keep up with players' actions, which I hope will benefit later on in the game, but I'm not gonna read every word somebody writes, especially when it's back-and-forth between just two or three guys.

[naut]

I only read posts with less than ten words.

I'm illiterate.

[thefluffyone93]

Yo Fluffy I herd you like memes, so I put a meme generator in your meme generator so you can generate memes while you generate memes.

ITS....ITS ALL I EVER WANTED!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Please don't make me pee myself.

[Zack]

Hey folks, let's make sure the conversation stays on-topic. It's already rather wordy and some people are not fast readers and you risk burying them and making them less interested in playing. Do as you will, but at least keep the discussion focused on the game.

Yo Fluffy I herd you like memes, so I put a meme generator in your meme generator so you can generate memes while you generate memes.

Please don't make me pee myself.

[dcmort93]

Yo Fluffy I herd you like memes, so I put a meme generator in your meme generator so you can generate memes while you generate memes.

MEMECEPTION

[thefluffyone93]

Please don't make me pee myself.

[Diamondeye]

ITS....ITS ALL I EVER WANTED!

[thefluffyone93]

[Seon]

Diamondeye, fluffy, get a room together away from everyone else or else I will have to cancel my appointment with choxy and MRD to come after you two.

[thefluffyone93]

Diamondeye, fluffy, get a room together away from everyone else or else I will have to cancel my appointment with choxy and MRD to come after you two.

[Major Robert Dump]

Diamondeye, fluffy, get a room together away from everyone else or else I will have to cancel my appointment with choxy and MRD to come after you two.

The appointment has already been cancelled, as I am too busy filling orders for Venison Sausage.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Okay, I've already processed your orders and will try to do the writeup now.

I'll send out result PMs after that.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT THREE

Dragged you down below
Down to the Devil's show
To be his guest forever
Peace of mind is less than never
Hate to twist your mind
but God ain't on your side
An old acquaintance severed
Render of your last endeavor

Ashes burning, you can smell it in the air
Cause men like you have such an easy soul to steal
So stand in line while banging numbers in your head
You're now a slave until the end of time
And nothing stops the madness turning
haunting, yearning, pull the trigger!

You should have known
The price of evil
And it hurts to know that you belong here


-- Avenged Sevenfold

Choxorn stood by his vehicle, mask in hand. He was ready... if only he could find a victim. No sooner had he thought of one, did someone approach him.


"Would you like some ice cream? I promise you, it will make you forget all your misery...." said Choxorn.


The approaching figure wasn't a child, or even a frail-looking adult. No, this was an imposing figure, with gigantic black wings, wielding all manner of medieval weaponry. In its powerful hands, the figure held a massive spiked mace. Its face was dark and disfigured. The being did not look too well, but it did not look too easy to destroy either. Blood dripped down the mace, and the figure grimly grinned at choxorn. Even its grin was frightening.


"Last chance, freak show. Trick or treat." threatened Choxorn. The figure said nothing, and continued walking toward Choxorn. Finally choxorn decided that it was time to run over the approaching figure, and put it out of its misery. Choxorn started the vehicle and drove straight at the being, which stood its ground, and stood in a bracing position.






The ice cream truck smashed into the winged creature, and flipped completely over. A huge dent was made in the front of the truck, as it came tumbling to a stop. The winged creature seemed unaffected.









As choxorn lay on the ground, bleeding, he was barely aware of someone leaning down and licking the blood off of his face. Seconds later, he saw a gigantic spiked mace heading for his skull.

In the morning, they found choxorn's remains.

Most of them, anyway.




______________________________

Zack had been preparing for this moment his whole life. The years of training... the very culture he grew up in... all driving him toward this moment. And it was finally here. In the center of the city, Zack had been looking for a fight. He held his long, sharp blade in both hands, with his desert eagle strapped to his thigh. And soon enough, the fight came looking for him.



"Halt! Who approaches unannounced? Only a fool would approach me unarmed." Zack warned.


The approaching figure said nothing, but its eyes burned green with malice. The figure was holding a very long blade in one hand, and the other hand was making a beckoning motion, as if daring Zack to make good on his threat.


"You dishonor me. The penalty for that is death, petaQ."


Roaring with fury, the warrior Zack charged toward the green eyed figure, with batleth raised to deliver a killing blow. The green-eyed figure blocked the strike with its long sword, and pushed the attacking warrior off. Zack was undaunted, and charged again, only to be similarly repelled. Zack's blood was pulsing through his body, and he was filled with lust for battle. He gave it all he had to defeat this unknown stranger, and he was making little headway.




After a few minutes of this seeming stalemate, the green eyed figure smiled slightly, and quickly twisted the long blade, severing Zack's torso from his legs with one smooth strike. Zack fell to the pavement, howling in pain. Even now, the warrior would not yield, and reached for the gun. The warrior aimed it at the approaching green eyed figure, and fired until it was empty, while shouting Klingon profanities.



The green eyed assailant stood, completely unscathed by the weapons. Finally, the assailant spoke.


"Death awaits you, mortal. But fear not... soon comes an end to suffering. An end to strife. Through me, everything will be reborn."


Zack spat blood at the assailant, who quickly impaled Zack through the face, ending his life.

______________________________

The man clad in black armor stood watch over the bridge connecting the two sides of the city. A cloaked figure approached, and prepared to attack. But the man in black armor simply stared back at the cloaked figure.


The cloaked figure unleashed a blast of power, sending electric energy directly toward the armored man. The impact of the blast was enormous, and sparks flew everywhere. The cloaked figure laughed victoriously, as he continued to approach.


"Hahahahahaa!!! Feel the power! The incredible, unstoppable power!"




Strangely, the man in black armor was still on his feet.




With a swing of his mighty sword, the man in black armor smashed the cloaked figure atop its head, knocking him unconscious. Nonchalantly, the man in black armor returned to guarding the bridge. A faint glow of a magical shield surrounded the man in black armor.


"None shall pass" stated the armored man, matter-of-factly.

______________________________




Summary of events:


choxorn has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

choxorn was Choir Director James Marshall, of the Psychotic Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

choxorn was EVIL!



6 of Spades

Zack has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Zack was Klingon Assassin, of the Space Mafia faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Zack was EVIL!



8 of Spades

Alive Players- (35/50)

A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Beefy187
Believer
Beskar
Bow-wow-wow
Captain Blackadder2 (Replacing Double A)
Chaotix
classical_hero2 (Replacing El Barto)
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
Jolt
landlubber
Link
Major Robert Dump
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One

YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two

Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts
Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two

civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three

choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three



BEGIN DAY FOUR.




Items to be voted on:

• (20% retaliatory kill chance) Klingon Warrior's SWORD OF KAHLESS
• (20% bus driver chance) James Marshall's ICE CREAM TRUCK
• (FACTION SCANNING + 10% investigatory) Professor Farnsworth's EXTRA-THICK GLASSES

Max wager today is 40 credits.

[Choxorn]

Yeah, I pretty much expected that.

If MRD is alive at the end of today, I'm going to wreak my horrible vengeance on all who are responsible. AND IT WILL BE EVIL. Now, where is that chainsaw...

[Askthepizzaguy]

There will probably be a rule change regarding credit stealing announced shortly. I have to take a break, PM results are out.

When I come back I'll announce my decision, and why the change was necessary, and what my decision is on making it fair on people who have already endured under the old system. Likely some credits will be refunded to victims, while the thieves keep what they stole.

[God Emperor]

So.. MRD is the knight in black armor, that can endure night attacks? Taking a quick glance at the previous writeups, it would appear that this is now the second time that the black knight has endured night attacks.
Bet: 3 credit on MRD

As for items, I really begin to feel the paranoia growing, as I did not get the retalation item yesterday. I would like the sword of Kahless.

(20% retaliatory kill chance) Klingon Warrior's SWORD OF KAHLESS - Vote for myself

The other items also needs to be well distributed (at least the bus driver one) , so I would like to know who would be perticulary interested in that item