The Campground [Concluded]

[Zack]

Very well.

Kill B_Ray. Throw him on the grill, medium-rare, then slap him on a sesame seed bun (but not before the special sauce is put on him). Slap with a fish, stab three times with an icicle, take a bite, vomit, throw him in the garbage can, incinerate said garbage can, ask everyone else present if they want burgers, swear viciously if they decline, kill everyone who denied a burger, flip all the others off, go inside and turn the TV on to the History Channel and watch a documentary about Nazis.

[GeneralHankerchief]

turn the TV on to the History Channel and watch a documentary about Nazis.

Must be pre-recorded, the only thing "History" shows now is The Nostradamus Effect and Ice Road Truckers.

[Csargo]

Must be pre-recorded, the only thing "History" shows now is The Nostradamus Effect and Ice Road Truckers.

They've also got Pawn Stars and American Pickers and that gun challenge show. Not sure what happened there though.

[Scienter]

They've also got Pawn Stars and American Pickers and that gun challenge show. Not sure what happened there though.

Pawn Stars is awesome!

[B-Wing]

I gotta say, I'm quite fond of Pawn Stars and American Pickers.
vote: Scienter, for sharing my sentiments.

[Diamondeye]

Guys it's night. Also I don't think Zack is guilty.

[Renata]

vote: Diamondeye

He's a vampire! I have it on the highest authority.

[God Emperor]

Guys it's night. Also I don't think Zack is guilty.

I think what we are really looking for , is a person who is mafia more than 40% of the time

[Zack]

Guys it's night. Also I don't think Zack is guilty.

Excellent, my powers of stealth are functioning properly.

[Scienter]

I gotta say, I'm quite fond of Pawn Stars and American Pickers.
vote: Scienter, for sharing my sentiments.

What is your opinion of Top Shot? Your answer will determine my vote.

[Renata]

I thought I was about due for a night one offing. Well timed, scum, well timed.

[B-Wing]

What is your opinion of Top Shot? Your answer will determine my vote.

*gulps* A tricky question...

I'll be honest. I've never watched an entire episode. Sharpshooting isn't all that appealing to me, so watching lots of guys try to hit targets for 30 minutes at a time just doesn't provide that much entertainment. It's impressive, no doubt, but I'm more interested in facts, economics, and mental prowess, which is why Pawn Stars and American Pickers appeal more. Cause those shows are about guys using their business wiles and historical knowledge to make a living off trading, essentially. Like modern day caravan merchants. Fascinating stuff. That said, a gun and good aim would be tremendously more useful in this situation.


Vote: Zack, for making such an awfully descriptive depiction of my death. Which involved cannibalism. Cannibals are bad.

[Andres]

Very well.

Kill B_Ray. Throw him on the grill, medium-rare, then slap him on a sesame seed bun (but not before the special sauce is put on him). Slap with a fish, stab three times with an icicle, take a bite, vomit, throw him in the garbage can, incinerate said garbage can, ask everyone else present if they want burgers, swear viciously if they decline, kill everyone who denied a burger, flip all the others off, go inside and turn the TV on to the History Channel and watch a documentary about Nazis.

Ballsy and Ruthless

[Zack]

Don't be getting any ideas, townie.