Saturday is the Rapture

[Scienter]

I celebrated the rapture by running a 5K and then gardening. I can't wait to hear the backpedaling. "Oh, wait! I did the math wrong. The rapture is going to be NEXT year..."

[Whacker]

The velocirapture is upon us.

[Samurai Waki]

I celebrated the rapture by running a 5K and then gardening. I can't wait to hear the backpedaling. "Oh, wait! I did the math wrong. The rapture is going to be NEXT year..."

I actually considered going to the "Backpedal Party" they were putting on in Tacoma for this thing, then I decided it wasn't interesting enough for me to warrant the three hour drive.